Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}

[Delmonico]

When I talked to him this afternoon he said they promised they would have him hooked up next Tuesday which could acually be Wednesday down under.

Countdown to litl roosters return. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

This thread is unfair to Trinity, he can't count! 

[Sod Buster]

Mebbe we can find Trinity a designated counter!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The only counter Trinity is interested in is a lunch counter! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

The only counter Trinity is interested in is a lunch counter! 

And a saloon counter. 

Slim

[Trinity]

Did somebody say Saloon?

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity starts trying to count on his fingers like miz Montana showed him.

[Trinity]

"Lebenteen!  Did Ah git it raht?"

[Ozark Tracker]

2 fingers get knotted together and Trinity has to use axle grease to get em loose

[Tensleep]

He hasta git tha axle grease out of his skillet.

[Ozark Tracker]

(insert political jab)

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.




With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.




"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .



This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"


One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!


As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.


He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.


As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.


Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?"       

[Arcey]

We puttin' bets on this?

[Delmonico]

I'm not, but it will give him something more to read when he gets back and he'll know he was missed.

[Tensleep]

missed?

who missed?

how many?

5 seconds per miss.................

[Delmonico]

You should try 6.1268473582748 seconds per miss some time, it would be harder for the scorers, but would make things all hunky dory ands the world would bow at yer feet for the idea.

[Ozark Tracker]

We puttin' bets on this?

I'll bet he comes online Tuesday at 2 pm

[Lucky Irish Tom]

O.T., is that our time or DD's time! 

[Delmonico]

If that were Down Under time it would be Monday here, I doubt the saddle-lite folks even know that the time and day might be different Down Under. 

6 more days til litl rooster.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Where oh where has our lR gone

[Delmonico]

Got a text message from him a bit ago, "I need to shoot'z somthing.  Litl Rooster."