Singin' the Blues or any other durn thing ya want.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I see him carrying something like Arcey's buntline. he draws it for a gunfight and it's touching the other guys nose!

The red shirt would go good with zebra skin chaps! 

[Arcey]

The red shirt would go good with zebra skin chaps!

The Village People Posse?

[Delmonico]

The Village People Posse?

Wouldn't go over well in that part of Newbrassky, folks out there just refer to you know what as "that movie I won't watch."
Might fly in the city a bit.

[Trinity]

I haven't seen anyone post any of these hits!



Why, there are true classics on this album.  Which?  You may ask.  Well, for one, there was the already classic Belafonte hit that he improved upon:

Mama Look A Boo Boo

I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm ugly?
I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm ugly?

I leave my whole house and home
My children don't want me no more
Bad talk inside de house dey bring
And when I talk they start to sing:

Mama, look a boo-boo they shout
Their mother tell them shut up your mout'
That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly so

Shut your mout', Go away
Mama, look at boo-boo dey
Shut your mout', Go away
Mama, look at boo-boo dey

I couldn't even digest me supper
Due to the children's behavior
John (Yes, pa)-come here a moment
Bring de belt, you're much too impudent
John says it's James who started first
James tells the story in reverse
I drag my belt from off me waist
You should hear them screamin' round de place

Mama, look at boo-boo they shout
Their mother tell them shut up your mout'
That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly so

Shut your mout', Go away
Mama, look at boo-boo dey (uh)
Shut your mout', Go away
Mama, look at boo-boo dey (uh)

So I began to question the mother
These children ain't got no behavior
So I began to question the mother
These children ain't got no behavior

They're playing with you my wife declared
You should be proud of them, my dear
These children were taught too bloomin' slack
That ain't no kind of joke to crack

Mama, look at boo-boo they shout
Their mother tell them shut up your mout'
That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly so

Shut your mout', Go away
Mama, look at boo-boo dey (uh)
Shut your mout', Go away
Mama, look at boo-boo dey (uh)
Shut your mout', Go away

[Leo Tanner]

I gotta put this here.
     Statler Brothers were much better, but this guy did it too an I grew up listenin to it...



keep hearin' you're concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience I guess
If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none
While you 'n' your friends are worried about me I'm havin' lots of fun

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
You can always find me here, I'm havin' quite a time

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Don't tell me I've nothin' to do

[Texas Lawdog]

I guess after Robert Mitchum sang the theme song for Thunder Road, he thought he was some sort of singer.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I really like Monty Python and Faulty Towers. 

Slim

[Leo Tanner]

Well if we got Python fans here, this must be done

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack
And he's ok
He sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry'
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatry'
On Wednesdays He goes shopping
and has buttered scones for tea
I cut down trees)

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens' clothing and hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on womens' clothing and hang around in bars?)

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies' and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa
(He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?)

(He's a lumberjack
And he's ok
He sleeps all night and he works all day)(x2)

[Trinity]

There's another Monty song that's my favorite, but I can't post it here.

[Delmonico]

Any call that comes inta my cell phone that the number is not on the caller ID, it plays The Spam Song.

BTW Cas-City folks, it plays "I've always been crazy" by Waylon.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del, That applies to most of us around here!

[Leo Tanner]

There's another Monty song that's my favorite, but I can't post it here.

Trin,
     I have a sneakin suspiciun I know which one yer talkin about


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Fawlty Towers is one of my wife's favorite British comedies.  Her two favorite episodes are "Basil the Rat" and "The Germans". And who could forget Manuel from Barcelona.

[Trinity]

Trin,
     I have a sneakin suspiciun I know which one yer talkin about


Leo

I'd wager you're thinking of the same one.

[Scattered Thumbs]

From Monthy Python in "The Holy Grail"


http://www.stmoroky.com/sirrobin/robin~~.au

http://www.stmoroky.com/sirrobin/fleeing~~.au

http://www.stmoroky.com/sirrobin/meeting~~.au

[Leo Tanner]

In honor of a passing legend, I give you this.  There were many ta choose from, but somethin about watchin the 45 go round an round struck me as just right. 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TEfRJ8DzUks&feature=related


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I always thought his square guitar was COOL!

[litl rooster]

The origonal one he built using a TV tuner knob for volume control.   According to the Hard Rock Cafe commerical

[Leo Tanner]

Yeah, that square one was truley homemade.  Cranked up the reverb and it was magic.

[Texas Lawdog]

It is definitely a one of a kind as was the gentleman that played it.