Have I been promoted?

Started by Forty Rod, July 10, 2007, 06:10:17 PM

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Forty Rod

July 10, 2007, 06:10:17 PM
I am associated with a local organization that provides some services to senior citizens.  Earlier today I was sent a flyer by e-mail from the activities director.  She asked that I proof read it and make suggestions.

Among other things it announced a swimming program. "Swimming lessons, low impact water aerobics, water sports and games, and lap swimming."

I sent it back and told her I wanted to sign up for the lap swimming if it was anything like lap dancing.

I have just been informed by e-mail that I have some "amazing similarities to certain parts of an equine digestive tract."
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#1
July 10, 2007, 06:30:01 PM
I've always knew you were a horse's esophagus pard. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Trinity

#2
July 10, 2007, 06:58:53 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm right proud of you, Big Brother!  Why that surely beats what ol' Claudette Peterson called you. :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Silver Creek Slim

#3
July 10, 2007, 07:11:20 PM
A horse's stomach?  ;D

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July 10, 2007, 07:22:46 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 10, 2007, 06:10:17 PM
I am associated with a local organization that provides some services to senior citizens.  Earlier today I was sent a flyer by e-mail from the activities director.  She asked that I proof read it and make suggestions.

Among other things it announced a swimming program. "Swimming lessons, low impact water aerobics, water sports and games, and lap swimming."

I sent it back and told her I wanted to sign up for the lap swimming if it was anything like lap dancing.

I have just been informed by e-mail that I have some "amazing similarities to certain parts of an equine digestive tract."


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Trinity

#5
July 10, 2007, 07:23:51 PM
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Four-Eyed Buck

#6
July 10, 2007, 07:28:48 PM
You have upheld your standing in GOFWG...............Buck 8) ::) ;D
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#7
July 10, 2007, 07:47:08 PM
Well done, 40.  :D

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Lucky Irish Tom

#8
July 10, 2007, 09:06:51 PM
Sounded like a reasonable answer to me Forty!  ???
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litl rooster

#9
July 11, 2007, 03:59:45 AM
  and I told AARP I wasn't that "OLD" yet............................ ::)
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Stoney Pete

#10
July 11, 2007, 04:19:32 AM
Quote from: litl rooster on July 11, 2007, 03:59:45 AM
  and I told AARP I wasn't that "OLD" yet............................ ::)
I'm 36 and I get stuff asking me to join AARP about twice a year. ::)  Maybe I should retire. ;D


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#11
July 11, 2007, 10:03:18 AM
Not yet, Stoney, you ain't experienced enough yet. Takes lots of experience to be retired.............Just ask Arcey.................Buck 8) ::) ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Lucky Irish Tom

#12
July 11, 2007, 11:57:50 AM
Arcey aint retired, he just can't hold down a regular job that requires work!  ;D
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Forty Rod

#13
July 11, 2007, 06:40:00 PM
Someday when you're old enough I'll tell you what I told AARP. 
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#14
July 11, 2007, 07:09:47 PM
Most likely similar to what I told them. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#15
July 11, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
I wouldn't have thought a gentleman of your caliber would use such language.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#16
July 11, 2007, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 11, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
                              gentleman

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Who gave you the idea I'm a gentleman, heck if the sign don't say just men on it I pee either in the alley or in thier potted palm. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

#17
July 12, 2007, 05:01:30 AM
Yep, back before the Telemarkating ban I had a call from them.

Mr. Adams this is ------- from AARP calling, may I have a moment of your time.

Oh I know you, you're the A---oles Aggravating Retired People!

Excuse me

Yeah, your the ones that call to offer me a card to get me discounts I can get anyway by virtue of the fact that I've lived long enough.  Then you try to scare me into buying your health plan, life insurance, money management and funeral insurance.  Then send me a magazine every month to tell me more things I already know.

Click!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

At least they provided me a few moments of entertainment!

If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Delmonico

#18
July 12, 2007, 05:40:33 AM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 12, 2007, 05:01:30 AM
Yep, back before the Telemarkating ban I had a call from them.

Mr. Adams this is ------- from AARP calling, may I have a moment of your time.

Oh I know you, you're the A---oles Aggravating Retired People!

Excuse me

Yeah, your the ones that call to offer me a card to get me discounts I can get anyway by virtue of the fact that I've lived long enough.  Then you try to scare me into buying your health plan, life insurance, money management and funeral insurance.  Then send me a magazine every month to tell me more things I already know.

Click!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

At least they provided me a few moments of entertainment!



Tom, you forgot to mention they want to take away yer guns you've worked a lifetime to obtain, makes them lower than a snakes butthole as far as I'm concerned.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#19
July 12, 2007, 08:51:58 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 11, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
I wouldn't have thought a gentleman of your caliber would use such language.

Who are you talking about?   ??? ??? ??? ;D

I'm 33... haven't been bothered yet, but will remember Irish Tom's response if I ever do hear from them. ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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