PONDEROSA BONANZA

[gospel micah]

PONDEROSA THREAD GOSPEL MICAH enters VIRGINIA CITY by stage coach to meet his old freinds the CARTWRIGHTS he ask Ben about renting a cabin on the ponderosa and he says sure any thing for a old freind.GOSPEL micah wonders if there is any body else there in VIRGINIA CITY he will make freinds with.

[gospel micah]

So GOSPEL MICAH heads to the local stable to buy a horse he finds a nice white colt.And Then BEN CARTWRIGHT leads him to the cabin.After that he heads back to VIRGINIA CITY.Too see about meeting the rest of the folks intown.

[Bambino]

Bambino rides by and sees a large string of horses picketed with no guards.

Five minutes later, Bambino and the horses are seen riding out of Virginia City.

[gospel micah]

Quik get the Cartwrights and Gospel micah says the sherriff.And they all head out to get the horses

[gospel micah]

[Authors note] feel free to put in anthing you would like in be as foolish and silly as you want to be just no swearing.

[gospel micah]

Gospel micah and the CARTWRIGHTS find the horses but no sign of bambino

[Bambino]

On his way out of the territory, Bambino passes Virginia City and sees the same herd of horses again picketed all together, ripe for the plucking.

As he nears, Bambino finds the Sheriff and his deputies asleep near the horses.  Bambino drinks out their coffee and takes the horses.  He already sold them once south of here and now he's going to sell them a little north.  He chuckles to himself as he leaves the snoring guards behind.

[gospel micah]

The sherriff wakes up and realizes the horses are gone again and he says we will never find those horses i think im just too old.And he pins the sherriff badge on Little joe     

[gospel micah]

LITTLE JOE SAYS HE IS GOING TO BRING LAW AND ORDER TO VIRGINIAN CITY.YOU LITTLE JOE  BRING LAW AND ORDER HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHA!!!!!!!!!! SAYS HOSS

[Bambino]

After the second sale of the Bonanza horses, Bambino rides by to see if they had been reclaimed.  Not finding any more horses to steal, he goes into the saloon.  Hoss sees him enter the saloon and goes up to arrest him for little Joe, but before he can do it, he is given a patented Bambino Swat on the top of the head and is knocked out cold.

Bambino takes Hoss' horse and rides out of town.

[gospel micah]

LITTLE JOE GOES INTO THE Saloon TO FIND HOSS.THE BARTENDER SAYS A GUY NAMED BAMBINO KIDNAPPED HIM.SO LITTLE JOE FORMS A POSSE HE GETS GOSPEL MICAH  BEN AND ADAM AND SOME RANCH HANDS FROM THE PONDEROSA.GOSPEL MICAH SAYS TO LITTLE JOE WE SHOULD ALSO GET SOME OF THE CHURCH FOLKS.LITTLE JOE SAYS THATS A SWELL IDEA SO GOSPEL MICAH HEADS OFF TO ROUND UP SOME CHURCH FOLKS. HE BRINGS BACK  TEN  MEN FROM THE CHURCH.SO THERE WAS 12 RANCH HANDS FROM THE PONDEROSA AND ADAM AND LITTLE JOE AN BEN AND GOSPEL MICAH. SO THE TWENTY SIX MEN RIDE OUT TO LOOK FOR HOSS 

[Bambino]

Bambino watches the crowd run off in the wrong direction and wonders to himself if they might want to buy some horses to make their travails easier.  He turns to Hoss' horse and asks: "Why didn't they pick up your boss from the ground?  He's still out cold there in the street."

Hoss' horse just neighs in response and turns to walk away from town.

[gospel micah]

LITTLE JOE RUSHES TO HOSS A WAVES SMELLING SALT UNDER HIS NOSE AND WAKES HOSS.HOSS WAKES AND SAYS WHAT HAPPENED DID SOMEONE WACK ME WITH THE BUT OF THERE GUN.LITTLE JOE SAYS BAMBINO HIT YOU.

[Bambino]

Bambino steals the horses back from the people he had sold them to and rides them over to Virginia City where he strikes up a deal with Hoss.  Hoss didn't recognize Bambino or the horses.  For that matter, he never even recognized his own horse, which Bambino kept when he rode out of town counting the large stack of federal bills.

[gospel micah]

LITTLE JOE WALKS UP TO HOSS AND GIVES HIM A BLACK EYE AND SAYS YOU BIG DUMMY THAT WAS THE MAN THAT STOLE YOUR HORSE. WELL HE MUST NEED MONEY REALLY BAD MAYBE HIS DEAR OLD MA NEEDS A OPERATION OR SOMETHING YOU JUST CANT JUDGE PEOPLE LIKE THAT LITTLE BROTHER  SAYS HOSS.LITTLE JOE GIVES HIM A STARE FOR 10 MINUTES.THEN HE RIDES OFF TOO LOOK FOR BAMBINO.BUT FIRST HE STOPS TO SEE GOSPEL MICAH :GOSPEL MICAH SAYS TO LITTLE JOE DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU LITTLE JOE CAN GET BAMBINO HE WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS THERE WONT BE ANyTHING LEFT OF YOU ACCEPT MAYBE A EAR LITTLE JOE PRETENDS TO START CRYING  IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE THEN HE START LAUGHING AND ROLLING ON THE GROUND WHEN HE GOT DONE  HE RODE OFF TO LOOK FOR BAMBINO HE HAS A HUNCH HE I HIDING SOME WHERES UP IN THE MOUNTAINS LITTLE JOE PACKS A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN and some coffee beans and bread and jerky and a shovel and a bible and a couple of blankets and some sticks of dynamite and some matches and a lantern and a tent he packs all this stuff on a pack mule   

[Camille Eonich]

Camille wonders why Gospel Micah went from screaming at the top of his lungs to whisperin' so quick and figures that there must be some kind of a reason for it.  She takes another drink and wanders back to the Saloon (always capitalize Saloon)

[gospel micah]

GOSPEL MICAH walks into the Saloon and asks for some sassprilla and starts preaching to the people in the Saloon after that he tell them he got a letter from little joe it was delivered buy a bob cat hunter he met on the mountain little joe  says in his letter he is fine still no sign of Bambino he is going to try the other side of the mountain then after saying this he drinks the rest of his sassprilla and leaves the Saloon 

[Bambino]

After Gospel Micah leaves, Bambino drinks down his mug and orders another beer and chuckles "That man really doesn't know what I look like, does he?  He just stood there and preached hellfire and brimstone, staring me in the eyes and never once recognized me."

Bambino finished his tenth beer and leaves the saloon.  Five minutes later, he leaves town with the sheriff's and all the deputies' horses in tow.  "These are going to bring a nice penny when I sell them back to Gospel Micah... again."

[Top Dawg]

"woof".....................eagarly trotting to each hitchin' post and marking it, then hitting it again.....hehehe just like my ole bud Bambino hehehe.....<running off behind the string of hoss's

[gospel micah]

GOSPEL MICAH LOOKS IN THE STREET AND THERE HE FINDS THE HORSES AND TAKES THEM THEN HE CITZENS ARRESTS BAMBINO AND PUTS HIM IN JAIL BUT SOON AFTER BAMBINO CHARGED HIS HEAD INTO THE WALL AND BROKE DOWN THE WALL AND ESCAPED. HOSS WAS WATCHING BAMBINO BUT BAMBINOS FRIEND DROP A SLEEPING PILL IN HOSSES COFFE WHEN HOSS WAKED UP HE SAW BAMBINO ESCAPED HE LOOKED ALL OVER TOWN FOR HIM BUT HE WAS GONE LUCKILY BEN HID THE HORSES IN A HIDDEN CAVE ON THE PONDEROSA