It's Derby time...Place yer bets

[litl rooster]

   Pickin' my ticket tonight   "handicapping" mine go like this

  Storm in May  for the Win
if your betting this one don't coun't on getting rich...He's won his 5 outs.

  Street Sence    to Place
2nd 1st 1 st 3rd 3rd 1 st 2nd <last six outs


Cowtown Cat    to show
lost the stats.....but it's bred to run


I used a calulator and astrology charts and lot's finger crossing.  Before I get my $2 ticket....Any of you have a sure method of picking maybe by the colors (silks) or by the horses color?


I'll pick a longshot later

[Delmonico]

I'm puttin' my money on "Alpo's Choice."

[Trinity]

I'll just take the quick pick.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'll take Beetlebomb at 20 to 1 ta win. 

Slim

It's a beautiful day for the race
Stooge Hand is the favorite today
Assault is in there
Dog Biscuit is 3 to 1
Safety Pin has been scratched
Ya ya
And at 20 to 1 ... Beetlebomb

Now the horses are approaching the starting gate
And there they go!!

And it's Stooge Hand going to the front
Cabbage is second on the rail
Beautiful Linda is third by a length
And ... Beetlebomb

Around the first turn
Stooge Hand is still in front
Cabbage is second by a head
Cabbage by a head
Beautiful Linda is third
And ... Beetlebomb

Into the back stretch
Dog Biscuit is now leading the pack
Lady Evelyn is second, very close
Banana is coming up through the bunch
Banana coming up through the bunch
And ... Beetlebomb

At the half
Stooge Hand still out in front
Apartment House is second with plenty of room
Assault is passing Battery
Assault and Battery
Notary Sojac is fourth
And in last place by 10 lengths
I believe it is, yes it is ...
Beetlebomb

Around the turn heading for home
It's Stooge Hand and Dog Biscuit
And Girdle in the stretch
Flying Sylvester is third
And Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear
Oh oh oh

And now they come down to the wire
And it's number one
And now number two
And it's very close
There'll need to be a photo finish
Or an oil painting
And now Louis leads with a left
And Louis is in there slugging
And it's a battle
And now they're tearing hair
There's hair all over the ring
There's hair all over the place
I don't know whose hair it is, ah ah
It's mine

And there goes the winner ...

INSTRUMENTAL

Beetlebomb

[Silver Creek Slim]

I used a calulator and astrology charts and lot's finger crossing.  Before I get my $2 ticket....Any of you have a sure method of picking maybe by the colors (silks) or by the horses color?

My grandfather's silks were green and yellow. 

Slim

[Trinity]

Did he have John Deere as a sponsor?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Did he have John Deere as a sponsor?

Green Bay Packers. 

Slim

[Trinity]

I shoulda knowed.

[litl rooster]

Did he have John Deere as a sponsor?

Here's a link   http://www.kentuckyderby.com/2007/derby_contenders


Scratch "Slews Tizzy"


Del their is one there for ya,  it's Jockey was on the winner last year

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I'd put my money on Toothpaste, but he'll probably get squeezed out on the rail........

[litl rooster]

I'd put my money on Toothpaste, but he'll probably get squeezed out on the rail........

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Any Given Saturday, followed by a Storm In May, and rounding it out Summer Doldrums.  Sounds too much like a weather forcast not to be the winning ticket.

[litl rooster]

LIT your taking the scientific way picking?

[Delmonico]

Ohhh, ohhhh, I just 'membered an old M.A.S.H. show, I want to pick "Bounching Betty."

[litl rooster]

Summer Doldrum   sorry LIT



Imawildandcrazyguy (I don't name them)  currently 50-1 odds

$2 to win please



36 hours to Post

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I guess I'll have to replace Summer Doldrum with Stormello, don't want to upset the Weater Gods! 

[litl rooster]

windows about to close nearly post..................btw If I don't put coffee up in the next few mornings.............Don't worry I'll be dodging my bookie.

[litl rooster]

Yeeee Haaaaaaw $11.80 richer


Street Sence by 2 lenghts...............No hiding from the bookies men this year.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Congrats, Litl Rooster. 

Slim

[litl rooster]

  TY I can pay my next match fees now


  I seen they got Richard Petty in the winners circle.....Good to see the "King" there again