Botanical family

[Delmonico]

Did you file yer Income Taxanomy yet or are you gonna wait till yet or are ya gonna wait till April 15.   (Notice the $10 word.)

[Forty Rod]

Used to be a $38.00 word until the government taxed it, too.  You bean robbed again. 

Wheat until you hear what I got next.  It'll boil your coffee and' curl your hair.  (I hope I can find something to back the brag.)

[Delmonico]

If not, in a couple of weeks I should have some weeds I could bind you up good with.

[Spence]

I gave it my best, but I'm afraid I have no more puns budding.  On that note, I'll just bough out now so I don't get pulped by the pros.

[Delmonico]

Don't get mad and leaf, just go with the phloem.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Pretty good for a guy with no trees and a lot of grass. You sure you ain't a closet arborist?

[Tensleep]

Might not wanna hang out over here Buck

'Bout time fer tha Nutz to start fallin' 

[Delmonico]

Pretty good for a guy with no trees and a lot of grass. You sure you ain't a closet arborist?

We're startin' an anti-Arbor Day Club round here, the founder has a MA in Arbor what ever ya call it, runs a State Historical Park, told me last year he'd cut the place to what it shows in the 1860 photo if they would let him.   Said he'd pile it by the maintance barn and bring it to me when I'm there by the pick-up load so I could burn it cookin.'  I like his additude. 

[Spence]

Mmmm.  Hickory chips

[Forty Rod]

Did you ever try a hickory daiquiri, Doc?  Olive you guys should try it.  I wood chip in, but my palm is swollen and I can't hold a glass.  Tree to be patient with me.

[Delmonico]

If'n this thread gets worse I'm gonna end it all with Round-Up.

[Tensleep]

Tha thread doan need killin', just weedin' an' prunin'....

along wif gittin' rid o' tha dead wood. 

[Delmonico]

One man's weed is another man's crop.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Wood you repeet that? I wasn't listening close...................

[Silver Creek Slim]

Y'all are way too sappy. Weed better leaf or we'll take root. 

Slim

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


You'll is Spud-ering too much, Yah got all dem eye's i the ground.

[Spence]

This thread keeps a-growin' thanks to the fertilizer ya'll are spreading through yer flytraps.  Kudos to all for the laughs!

[Forty Rod]

I just sent out some runners, and look what sprouted.

[Tensleep]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

If TriniTee doan bathe, yer gonna have sprouts to harvest there too... 

[Delmonico]

Weeds gonna be in trouble now, Cammie is checkin' up on us in this thread.