What would Christmas be without.................

[litl rooster]

you know what, if'in ya wore that shirt down ta the bus depot,  some of them country gals would probally think ya just rode the bus in from Hawaii,  they'd think ya was a world travler and be a wanting ta talk to ya.

Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that texas town
'Bout that shack outside la grange
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
But now I might be mistaken.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.

[Trinity]

Only ten?  Wow, I gotta go!

I tried the shirt on.  Do you suppose it'll matter any if I can't get the middle buttons to fasten?

[Ozark Tracker]

you could just use that middle button open to store stuff in there.

[Tensleep]

LR, dear sir,

Speak not Ill   of "The Home for Waywerd Aggie Boyz"...

many ah man owes his life to tha eddy-K-shun he received in those "hallowed halls."

[Ozark Tracker]

ya'all remember now Trinity's a travelling down that way after the first of the year to do some visiting.  he'll be taking all that money he got fer Christmas.

[Delmonico]

LR, dear sir,

Speak not Ill   of "The Home for Waywerd Aggie Boyz"...

many ah man owes his life to tha eddy-K-shun he received in those "hollowed halls."

Well I'd hope the halls we hollow or how would they get anyone in there?

[Trinity]

Money?


I still remember some aggie jokes, ...but can't tell them here.

[Ozark Tracker]

Money?


I still remember some aggie jokes, ...but can't tell them here.

ya mean ya bought ya a money belt fer yer trip and spent all yer money on it.

[Delmonico]

I heard there are no Aggie jokes, they are all true.

[Tensleep]

I heard there are no Aggie jokes, they are all true.

Quotes from the "I heard" grapevine show how inadequate both the listener and the repeater of the quote are in the good sense department.

[Delmonico]

I think we is Aggie-vate-in 10ZZZZZZ.  12 minutes till close, I'm loggin' off now.

[Trinity]

ya mean ya bought ya a money belt fer yer trip and spent all yer money on it.

You know, it was the strangest thang.  Ah deeud have money afore Ah bought that bailt.

[Ozark Tracker]

yeah I know what ya mean,  but then a fellar never knows when he might come inta some money,   and ya would'nt want ta have a pocket full and nowhere ta put it.

[Forty Rod]

I'm danged if ol' Trinity didn't go an find another branch on the family tree...an'a non-shooter, at that.

Cousin Dai, ar you payin' attention?

[Forty Rod]

By the way, my singin' bass isn't a bass.  He's a tenor.  Or maybe an elevenor.

[litl rooster]

LR, dear sir,

Speak not Ill   of "The Home for Waywerd Aggie Boyz"...

many ah man owes his life to tha eddy-K-shun he received in those "hallowed halls."

No ill werds meant...........Mr. Trinity has roots back in Texas also>>>>>>besides who don't like a little song by Tres Hombres?

[litl rooster]

By the way, my singin' bass isn't a bass.  He's a tenor.  Or maybe an elevenor.

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*   The "werdsmith"...all us genuis's here for a week Forty comes one time and has the only good reply

[Delmonico]

Yes I know a guy named Gene and he is an ass, what has that got to do with Forty Rod?

[Trinity]

I'm danged if ol' Trinity didn't go an find another branch on the family tree...an'a non-shooter, at that.

Cousin Dai, ar you payin' attention?

Here's his picture.  I think he favors you more than me.

[Ozark Tracker]

let me guess now, does he seem to spend any excess time out there a working on his truck?