All I Want For Christmas Is...

[44caliberkid]

   The other day my wife asked me, "What do you want for Christmas...and you don't need any more guns!"
  Well then, baby, this conversation is over.   Oh s**t, coal again.

[Major Matt Lewis]

We had a similar conversation that went the same way.  So I asked her why she was wasting her breath and my time if she didn,t want to hear about what I really wanted.

[Delmonico]

I always want coal, I know several blacksmiths who will trade me finished goods for the coal.

[Grizzle Bear]

Del, if you get enough coal to keep a blacksmith happy, you've been a very bad boy!



Grizzle Bear

[Delmonico]

I try.

[Trinity]

I try.

Yep!  He does. 

[Bristow Kid]

I truely simpathize with all you married pards out there in CasCity.  Since I am single I don't have a wife to ask me silly questions and not like the answer.   But I do have a dog and every year he gets me something and its always the thing I want most but that no one else will get me.  He's a good boy he got me my pair of 58 Remmies this year.  And the best part is he never says I have too many guns.  Hell I didn't know there was Such a thing.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR PARDS

[Delmonico]

My dog don't have no money so I bet all I get from him on Christmas mornin' is a big ol' wet Labrador kiss.  been a few years since I got one on Chirstmas mornin' it will be enough.

[Bristow Kid]

Well if ya wanna get technical I actually get them for myself.  But he still don't complain that I have too many.

I also get those Lab kisses but mine does it all the time he don't wait for Christmas.

[Delmonico]

Mine ain't got it all figgered out yet but if he's anything like my last one, only one gun counts, the Remmi  870 in 28 ga.

[O.T. Buchannan]

Bristow, we are going to have to get you married off, so that you will 'feel our pain'....

Actually, my wife gave me permission to get the gun that I wanted, so I'm not complaining...

[Delmonico]

I'll see if I can find someone fer him.

(That ought to earn me another 50 lbs of coal.)

[Sod Buster]

My dog don't have no money so I bet all I get from him on Christmas mornin' is a big ol' wet Labrador kiss. 

Del, what are you getting Rowdy for Christmas?

[Delmonico]

My hunting license.    Rita has bought him almost as many toys as she has Lexie.

[Will Ketchum]

Actually my wife has bought me several guns for Christmas over the years.

One year I had 3 guns under the tree..........a pop rivet gun, a glue gun and a staple gun .

Still she has bought me 2 muzzle loaders, a double sixteen gauge, a model 36 Smith & Wesson an XP100 and others that I don't recall at the moment.  After 39 years of marriage she figures that any other guns I might want would be better for me to buy. 


Will Ketchum

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Smart woman, I.Will !

[Bristow Kid]

Will if I could find a woman like your wife I'd proably be hitched,  But alas I think they are a dying breed.  Most girls I meet turn their noses up at the mention of guns.   Whats the world coming too.

[Delmonico]

I got ones that like guns come into the store all the time, if I find an unattached one I'll send her your way.

[Major Matt Lewis]

I stopped asking for permission a while ago.  I figure it's better to ask forgiveness.....

[US Scout]

I stopped asking for permission a while ago.  I figure it's better to ask forgiveness.....

YO!