Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Leo Tanner]

When two vowels go walkin', the second does the talkin'. 

Thanks, but whilst we're at it, why isn't phonics spelt with an f?  Don't make no sence. 
     I got too many questions fer ma own good.
     
       

[Trinity]

Same reason why phonograph isn't spelled with an F.  Sheesh.

[Texas Lawdog]

What about Pfart?

[Trinity]

As in Mouse Pharts?

[Delmonico]

As in Mouse Pharts?

Or old pharts.

Used to drink a cheap beer call Pfiffer, prounouched Fiffer, so does that mean it's the beer with the silent Pee?

[Trinity]

Depends on where you go.

[Texas Lawdog]

Sometimes the pea is not silent.

[Delmonico]

Danged stuff make a Snap Crackle Pop when you opened it, kinda like Rice Krispies.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

seems like you was listening awful close when you was in school. 

He paid attention for a whole day O.T., that's why he's in politics! 

[Texas Lawdog]

The boy is sharp as a TACK!

[Ozark Tracker]

got this in an E-Mail from one of litl roosters rivals.  the names was changed to protect the innocent



Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $ 998.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck grew up and works for the government.

[Trinity]

Trinity listens to the tale and asks that it be repeated.  After several hours of thinking, he asks  "Who's Chuck?"

[Ozark Tracker]

that  may a been his name afore he became a Cowboy,  he figured litl rooster would be a better Cowboy name than Chuck. 

[Trinity]

  "Wail, whah would litl rooster wanna change a feller's name fer him?  Jus' don' make no sense."

[Ozark Tracker]

well maybe he was in hiding and had ta change it.   

[Trinity]

"Jes 'splain ta me, who in tarnation is this Chuck feller and what does he have ta do wif litl rooster?  Ah'm beginnin' ta worry that we maht should proteck litl rooster from this feller.   "




<<Ever deal with someone who tries so hard to get a joke that he starts picking the other details apart and misses the joke?  There are folks at work like this. >>

[Ozark Tracker]

these 2 fellers claim they was friends of Chuck when he was younger,  you'll have to question them further,

[Trinity]

"Hey, well Ah'll be, Ah know them fellers.  They's kin on momma's sahd.  Ah din't know they lef' tha holler.  In fact, Ah thought Buddy, the feller on tha lef', was daid. "

[litl rooster]

Buddy is daid....But Chuck is buying a round down at Lucky Irish Tom's, with his windfall profits

[Leo Tanner]

I thought Chuck jus sold the dead horse ta someone who needed somethin ta beat. 

Guess the moral is "there's a little Chuck in all of us".