Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

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Delmonico

#1520
August 12, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
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Texas Lawdog

#1521
August 12, 2008, 06:39:55 PM
Del, They had one with Tank Trends for the time the students rioted and they brought in the Tanks to run over the students.
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Arcey

#1522
August 12, 2008, 07:01:01 PM
Let's see.........

Fireworks shown on worldwide TV, faked. Employees werkin' for the studio whut created it threatened with seven years in prison if the news leaks continued........

The over-flow crowd may have consisted of 15,000 plus 'borrowed' from the military.

Gooberment werkin' over-time ta block 'n/or delete internet comments 'n international transmissions.

National anthem lip-synced by a pretty  l'il girl 'cuz the l'il girl actually singin' was too ugly to show on TV accordin' to their politic-burro.

Who knows what other surprises lay in store? Judged events judged fairly?

The YT vid clip is prolly accurate.

Now, important stuff. We need ta get Rooster off that ole gal's hindparts......
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Delmonico

#1523
August 12, 2008, 07:07:02 PM
But. but the biggest political news gonin' now, we have to talk 'bout this. ;D

Olly-limp-picks is just more polly-ticks, never have watched one. 
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Arcey

#1524
August 12, 2008, 07:09:38 PM
Made my feelin's known some time ago.

Ya got an eraser?
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Delmonico

#1525
August 12, 2008, 07:28:40 PM
I guessed when they got it goin' fuel prices would go down, anyone want to bet on metal prices?
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Arcey

#1526
August 12, 2008, 07:52:40 PM
Crude per barrel started goin' down a month ago when this Bush recinded the other Bush's executive order prohibitin' off-shore drillin'.

Right here, right now we gottah crisis with the Rooster cam-pain.
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Tensleep

#1527
August 12, 2008, 08:01:08 PM
Quote from: Arcey on August 12, 2008, 07:52:40 PM
Crude per barrel started goin' down a month ago when this Bush recinded the other Bush's executive order prohibitin' off-shore drillin'.

Right here, right now we gottah crisis with the Rooster cam-pain.


Yep, we doan need Roo to be known as tha "Tramp Stamp" Prez....
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Leo Tanner

#1528
August 12, 2008, 08:51:12 PM
Roo is now bound ta be feelin the true pressures of bein a viable can-di-date.  Nuthin new, jus gotta ride it out. 
     We'll get this one boys.  He made a good move by boycottin the 'lympics.  Someones gotta be in country ta keep an eye out.
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Trinity

#1529
August 12, 2008, 09:19:46 PM
Does this mean that the litlroosterville tattoo parlor should close its doors? ???  Upon release of the news clip, they started running a special on that very tattoo. 
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Arcey

#1530
August 12, 2008, 09:38:50 PM
That ain't no problem. Ain't nobody gonna be wantin' ta look at that part of a Roo'ville woman's anatomy. News crews don't know where it is either.
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Leo Tanner

#1531
August 12, 2008, 10:12:50 PM
Got a tee-shirt says, "Ma Dad went ta Roo'ville an all I got was this stupid shirt".  Mebbe a way ta raise funds fer that finnal push.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

litl rooster

#1532
August 12, 2008, 10:46:44 PM
y'all don't worry about funds I still have $11.40 in the campain funds  (Litl rooster is the Frugal canidate)...  just stay busy posting about me...Like Bill Cody sed, Any news is good news, or something to that effect
Mathew 5.9

Texas Lawdog

#1533
August 13, 2008, 06:20:52 AM
LR really knows how to stretch a dollar.
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Arcey

#1534
August 13, 2008, 08:52:10 AM
Kindah nice ta have yer financial feet firmly planted.
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Lucky Irish Tom

#1535
August 13, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
Treasurer just reported that the Campaign funds are now at an all time high of $12.90.  It's seems a gentleman who imbibed too much passed out in front of the litl rooster for President's office.  Campaign workers helped him to his feet and helped him on his way. After he left they foud $1.50 American on the sidewalk that the man obviously donated to the campaign in gratitude.
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Texas Lawdog

#1536
August 13, 2008, 09:27:52 AM
Gotta love those camgaign workers!
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Leo Tanner

#1537
August 13, 2008, 12:49:33 PM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on August 13, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
Treasurer just reported that the Campaign funds are now at an all time high of $12.90.  It's seems a gentleman who imbibed too much passed out in front of the litl rooster for President's office.  Campaign workers helped him to his feet and helped him on his way. After he left they foud $1.50 American on the sidewalk that the man obviously donated to the campaign in gratitude.

Uh, Tom...that was Trinman and he uh well, he needs that buck fifty back.  He uh promised a little gal down at the bus station he'd treat 'er ta a Coke an a bag of Fritos from the vending machines.  Seems ta be 'portant so if ya could just be a pal...
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Lucky Irish Tom

#1538
August 13, 2008, 12:52:09 PM
Leo, I'm just reportin tha news from tha litl rooster campaign trail, he wants it back he'll either have to find tha treasurer or fight litl rooster fer it!
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Texas Lawdog

#1539
August 13, 2008, 02:07:05 PM
The newsmedia will have a field day with all this political intrigue within the campaign workers.
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