Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Texas Lawdog]

Buck, In the 1948 Senate race in Texas, we had folks in Duval County vote for LBJ that had been dead for 20 years.  Crooked politicans are found everywhere.  Ol' LBJ won that election by the narrowest of margins. He earned the nickname of "Landslide Lyndon".

[Leo Tanner]

This is bad.
     Keep in mind that Georgia is our strongest supporter in Iraq next ta England.  What do ya reccomend Roo? 
Patton would be throwin a fit right now sayin "told ya so ya ignorant fools".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080808/ap_on_re_eu/georgia_south_ossetia

[Texas Lawdog]

The Devil went down to Georgia and he was lookin' for a soul to steal.

[Texas Lawdog]

Well, It looks like LR has one less opponent in the presidental campagin.  The poor little rich boy from NC, John Edwards, has let his zipper get the best of him.  He don't have real good taste in "other women", that ol blond is almost butt ugly.

[Arcey]

Gottah admit I would have expected better. Bridge of the nose to the chin she looks kinda like The Joker from the old Batman series.

[Leo Tanner]

Ya talkin Ceasar Romero?  Yeah, I see the resemblance.  I'd a pegged him more fer a Julie Newmar type a guy.

I'm sure he was only innerested in her mind


Leo

[Delmonico]

Ya know I ain't much for Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck jokes, just don't think it's fair folks can make fun of poor white folks from the South but ya can't make fun of no one else.

But I wonder how many guys down round Waycross and Macon is out in the woods with their deer rifles lookin' fer Russians.

[Sod Buster]

But I wonder how many guys down round Waycross and Macon is out in the woods with their deer rifles lookin' fer Russians.

Didn't ya see the movie in the '60s "The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Comming" ??
That type of behavior is not exclusive to the South (always capitalize "South"). 

[Delmonico]

That type of behavior is not exclusive to the South (always capitalize "South"). 

Sorry, was a slip, not a pourpose.

Yeah, a funny movie, just couln't help thinkin' that though, see Paul Harvey yesterday said the Russians have invaded Georgia, then he said, the country, not the state.

[Texas Lawdog]

A Forrest Gumps says "Stupid is as Stupid does."

[litl rooster]

Leo ...It was Charlie Daniels who also said, "You can tell the Russian to go straight to Hell"



Finally getting some equal air time thanks to a Computor Geek  Cowboy Pard

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=84LlO18Cji5L08ZhU733

[Sod Buster]

LR,

Better start practicing your acceptance speech.  You just might win this thing!

[Steel Horse Bailey]

LR,

Better start practicing your acceptance speech.  You just might win this thing!

IF we're lucky ...

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Hey, lR, does Montana know about that lady's tatoo?

[litl rooster]

Hey, lR, does Montana know about that lady's tatoo?

Move over "Killer"

[Texas Lawdog]

LR, I'm speechless.  You need to think about movin' to that new storage buildin' permanament like.

[litl rooster]

LR, I'm speechless.  You need to think about movin' to that new storage buildin' permanament like.

It's a place for me to hide

[Texas Lawdog]

We need to get you some security people and some disguises, this campaign has really taken off. You gotta be careful around those groupies. Remember what happened to John Edwards.

[Arcey]

Kindah thinkin', since he's polytition 'n all, cain't he just lie? Shake his finger it the camera 'n in a stern voice tell folks he didn't know nuttin' 'bout the ole gal's tramp stamp?

[Texas Lawdog]

Hey, It worked for Slick Willie for a while.