Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Marshal harpoluke]

Always knew, not all bigots are white.

So true.

[Texas Lawdog]

That's another reason why there are more horse's butts than there are horses.

[Trinity]

There's only one thing a horses butt is good for and that's slappin'.

[Leo Tanner]

Dear Lord Roo
     Gonna have ta do some serious disasociatin spin control out there.

Darlin Lil was jus now watchin America's got Talent.  Says "Leo, ya gotta see this".  An act was introduced as "The DC Cowboy Dance Troop"   I now wish I was blind   The lead guy self proclaimed the group ta be "broke back meets broadway".

     Roo, I sincerly believe this the beginning of an attempt to damage yer campaign which at this moment is being carefully plotted by the Demos   It screams of their style through an through.  I could way off base here, but jus keep yer eye on the papers.  They's sneaky.


Leo

[Steel Horse Bailey]

No point.  The rabble would just move there and push the "real" citizens out.  Besides, LR used to live within spitting distance of DC.  Now, he has to take in a deeper breath, but could probably still hit DC.

At least it'd take 'em a while to screw things up totally in a new place!

With Obama and Billary in the news, it kinda makes me wish that "All in the Family" was still on the air.  But I'm sure Hollyweird would have changed it more to their liking by now!
 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Leo I think you might be right, them fellers is there to cast aspersions on lr's clean cowboy image!

[Texas Lawdog]

Where are the Spin Doctors when you need em!

[litl rooster]

Where are the Spin Doctors when you need em!

Someone call Bill O'Rielly



  LEO, the true answer is for you and Ms Lil to censor yourselves from such Trash on the telley>LR has been reading PUK's posting here and is trying to learn a 2nd Language< ..By simply turning the channels. This doesn't concern me too badly, the folks in my demographics department say most of the viewers of that show are not of Voting age yet.  Then the ones that are, are so discussed it that they hope I will bring change to Realallty[sp?] TV

BTW....Lord Roo...has a nice ring to it

[Texas Lawdog]

LR, I'm thinkin' about hiring Don Imus as your Public Relations and Public Image man.

[litl rooster]

LR, I'm thinkin' about hiring Don Imus as your Public Relations and Public Image man.

Obama has got first dibs on him

[Leo Tanner]

A change ta reality TV Roo?

     That would make me very happy   I'm usualy in here on the confuser or reading and only catch glimpses of what the gals watch.  Most of it is harmless but there are some that I've given them endless rafts of **** about   One of em came on on a Sunday morning, an I won't go into the concept of the show here, but I was floored when I realized what was going on.

     We need ya Roo, now more than ever!!!


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I got only one thing about all this Reality TV,  "Stupid Is As Stupid Does"!

[Arcey]

I shall volunteer to be the Federal Director of Telebision Programming and Censorship.

All the stupid, which means all period, game shows – gone.  All the stupid, which means all period, reality shows – gone. The Fairness Doctrine SHALL apply to all TV news broadcasts, since they're the ones wanting to bring it back for talk radio.

And, the main, number one thing to be canned immediately and all archive tapes destroyed – PINKS!

Werk cheap. Staff of thirty, full time, all bennys with a golden parachute, sweetheart deal on separation. Offices in the World Trade Center, downtown Norfolk. Unobstructed view of the river. In the new 'duh beach' downtown the offices have breath taking, panoramic views of a mall and Dick's Sporting Goods. We'll just have to adjust to the dirty river, we're public servants after all. An operating budget of say, twenty million or so annually.

All employees shall be granted an 'anywhere they are' CCW permit. Time spent at Bob's indoor maintaining proficiency shall be considered werk time.

In order to conserve energy and reduce the 'carbon foot print', the offices will operate on a three day work week, Tuesday thru Thursday. Hours 0930 to 1530. We must do our part to save the planet. No one is subject to any work related communication in any form during non-working hours.

OHSA and EEOC regulations shall not apply. Merely a cost cutting move.

I'll settle for three quarters of a million a year. All work expenses paid. A two hundred per diem. Full medical for life at any facility and with any doctor I decide on. A checking account for life with the Congressional Bank. Full service retirement eligibility after one year.

((Yeah, I know. It's television not telebision. It was a typo but I kindah like it.))

[Leo Tanner]

Love the game plan Arcey, jus one question...
     What the heck are PINKS


Leo

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Arcey, that brought back some memories. The kid I palled around with in the neighborhood called it telebision.........Buck

[Arcey]

Leo, if ta like drag racin' 'n ya see Pinks listed in the TV schedule on SPEED, don't watch it. It'll lower yer IQ. Other than that, it's too horrible to describe on these pages.

Happy ta rekindle the memory, Buck.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo, if ta like drag racin' 'n ya see Pinks listed in the TV schedule on SPEED, don't watch it. It'll lower yer IQ. Other than that, it's too horrible to describe on these pages.

Ahh, I don't get Speed

    But I must say if you saw so much as 2 seconds of the reality show I alluded to earlier, you'd have to let it share the number one spot. 


Leo

[Arcey]

No SPEED channel? Why, that's UN-AMERICAN!! Yer missin' the truck races 'n they're as good as it gets!! That's UN-REDNECK!!

When Rooster appoints me I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT!!

[Leo Tanner]

No SPEED channel? Why, that's UN-AMERICAN!! Yer missin' the truck races 'n they're as good as it gets!! That's UN-REDNECK!!

When Rooster appoints me I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT!!

Roo can subsidize my satellite bill   I wouldn't mind that a bit.  My package gives me 200 channels of which I watch about 10.  Ta get speed I have ta upgrade ta 300 chanels.  Then I'd have 300 channels of which I watch 11   It's criminal i tell ya!

     Go ta bat fer me an all the other deprived rednecks.  That alone should wrap up the election.


Leo

[Lucky Irish Tom]

BTW....Lord Roo...has a nice ring to it

Careful Roo the Demo's will spin that the wrong way to the Evangelicals!

Yanno, we put some berms inside them fences and I think the White House lawn would make a right nice range.

Vote for litl rooster, "A President Who Shoots Back!"