Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

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Delmonico

#1160
April 14, 2008, 05:41:59 PM
Well the Delmonico Conspiracy theroy says Teddy got the ground crew to mess up the plane, a couple quick shots and John and Bobby were gone, the a free run to the office and woops he was gettin' a...................................and drove off a bridge. ;D
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#1161
April 14, 2008, 06:43:27 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on April 14, 2008, 05:41:59 PM
Well the Delmonico Conspiracy theroy says Teddy got the ground crew to mess up the plane, a couple quick shots and John and Bobby were gone, the a free run to the office and woops he was gettin' a...................................and drove off a bridge. ;D

Good thing we can look forward ta Roo runnin the show :D
     No more shenanigans of this sort in the future.  (God I wish this were a real scenario an not just a thread ::))
     I bet Jack Ruby would endorse our man 100%  ;D ;D ;D
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

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litl rooster

#1162
April 14, 2008, 11:34:49 PM
MaryJoe: Ted what if I told you I was pregnant.

Teddy: We'll cross that bridge when we get there



ok I'm sorry ::)
Mathew 5.9

Leo Tanner

#1163
April 14, 2008, 11:42:03 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just laughed so hard I couldn'd breath  The wife was concerned for a minute  :D
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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litl rooster

#1164
April 15, 2008, 07:28:49 AM
He should have been driiving a VW they floated for 15 minutes back in them days. 
Mathew 5.9

Leo Tanner

#1165
April 15, 2008, 02:10:01 PM
Well here's some beaking news...
     Guy on the idiot box is sayin that some film of Ms Monroe has just been discovered.  Report says it's naughty film :o
The identity of the camera man is yet undisclosed, but inside sources say the accent is definatly not Bostonian.  In fact my people are tellin me it sounds a bit Virginian  ::) ;D :D ;)

    Way ta go Roo!!! 
The nation's countin on ya
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Trinity

#1166
April 15, 2008, 07:22:07 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on April 15, 2008, 07:28:49 AM
He should have been driiving a VW they floated for 15 minutes back in them days. 

Heck, he could have packed a ton of 'em in there and drowned the whole lot. ;D ;D
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Texas Lawdog

#1167
April 16, 2008, 02:08:34 AM
They put extra fuel tanks on that B-24 to increase the range. It was definitely a flying bomb.
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litl rooster

#1168
April 16, 2008, 03:45:59 AM
"I never had relations with that woman!" Ark accent










"Just lusted in my heart"  Ga accent
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Texas Lawdog

#1169
April 16, 2008, 05:28:07 PM
She just liked my cigars.
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litl rooster

#1170
April 28, 2008, 06:39:01 AM
Welll I don't believe our present Preseedint wil be carved into Mt Rushmore. However he'll be be shrined for some of the mis pronounced words and mistakes he has made.  When I seen this I wondered if he changed speech writers...


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Silver Creek Slim

#1171
April 28, 2008, 08:45:35 PM
That's purty funny.

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Leo Tanner

#1172
June 05, 2008, 02:22:54 PM
Well Champ, it looks like the field has narrowed an there's one more contender outta the ring ;D ;D ;D
     Now we jus gotta beat them other two guys.  Be sharp, the mudslingling prolly due ta start anytime now.  An don be makin any wisecracks about Bobby Kennedy.  I hear it's bad fer yer political career ;)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

litl rooster

#1173
June 06, 2008, 08:08:19 AM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on June 05, 2008, 02:22:54 PM
Well Champ, it looks like the field has narrowed an there's one more contender outta the ring ;D ;D ;D
     Now we jus gotta beat them other two guys.  Be sharp, the mudslingling prolly due ta start anytime now.  An don be makin any wisecracks about Bobby Kennedy.  I hear it's bad fer yer political career ;)


Leo


   WHO ME ? ;D
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Texas Lawdog

#1174
June 06, 2008, 11:05:53 AM
LR,  I would like to make myself available for a cabinet position after I retire from the Sheriff's Dept.
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litl rooster

#1175
June 06, 2008, 06:40:06 PM
  Throw your card in the fish bowl on my desk
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Lucky Irish Tom

#1176
June 07, 2008, 06:11:50 AM
Roo it would help if you took the water and fish out of it!  :o
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Texas Lawdog

#1177
June 07, 2008, 06:26:30 AM
Will work for food and bullets.
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Leo Tanner

#1178
June 07, 2008, 01:23:37 PM
Roo, I don recall hearin who you picked as a running mate. 
     Ya got some fine choices 'round here, but I wouldn't be surprised if ya got call from Hellery in the near future ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#1179
June 07, 2008, 04:31:17 PM
LR, I appreciate the consideration for a position in your administration. I have "honed" my "people skills" over the years dealing with the general public, when seen at their worst.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?
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