Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Delmonico]

Leave a length of sticker behind it so that the various constituents can add their own beverage, if they wish.

For example:

CMT viewers:

VOTE FER litl rooster He Drinks Whiskey

They may pretend they do, but I think most of them drink light beer.

[Steel Horse Bailey]

That's ok... you add some vodka an' TO-basker to it?

Don' fergit the Woorchestershashire Lea & Perrins sauce wif dat TO-basker n' wodka!

[harycalahand]

V O T E    F O R   LIL   ROOSTER   H E    D R I N K S .  (Submitted by drunks everwhare)

[litl rooster]

*hic*

[Trinity]

Don' fergit the Woorchestershashire Lea & Perrins sauce wif dat TO-basker n' wodka!

I was gonna say that, but don' know how ta even say that shar sauce stuff, let alone spail it!

*hic*

Hey!  That's my line!

[Trinity]

They may pretend they do, but I think most of them drink light beer.

Why on earth would anyone want to put a laht bub in ther beer?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Mebbe thay wanna see awul tha bubbles Trinity!

[litl rooster]

  I don't want no bubbles in my hootch

[harycalahand]

  ;DShore ya do Lil Rooster I met bubbles shes a nice lady.

[Trinity]

Mebbe thay wanna see awul tha bubbles Trinity!

They is purty, gotta AD-mit ta that.

  I don't want no bubbles in my hootch

We's tawkin' 'bout ber.  Not hootch.

;DShore ya do Lil Rooster I met bubbles shes a nice lady.

Ah knows Bubbles too.  She is a nahce one at that, but her game eye is kinda distractin'.

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Lemme tell ya 'bout Bubbles:

She wuz in the woods when two old boys found her. 

She said: "Hi, boys.  Whatc'ha doin?"
They said: "Huntin'."
She said: "Whatc'ha huntin'?"
They said: "Game."
She said: I'm game!"

So they shot her!

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Now you know why she's got a "game" eye. 

[harycalahand]

Yep thats hur all right, nice gal shed give ya the shirt right off of hur back and has many times. VOTE  FOR ROOSTER  BUBBLES DOES    EARLY AND OFTEN

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Thass why they shot er.  She give um tha shirt offen her back an when they saw alla tha hair they thought it wuz Sasquatch in disguise. 

[Trinity]

Haven't they been watchin' TV?  It's not a good idea to mess with Sasquatch!

http://www.messinwithsasquatch.com/

[Ozark Tracker]

I think I recognize those fellars,   they live just down ta the bottom of the mountain.

[Trinity]

They do now.  They were up in the mountains until they decided to mess with Sasquatch.

[Steel Horse Bailey]

THAT THAR 'splains it!

[Delmonico]

Learn't about another kind of cowboy tonight, well just didn't know what to call the.  "A Row Crop Cowboy."  A kid whose folks have a big farm and a 40 acre pasture and the kid has a horse to ride in the pasture to "check" the cattle.   Got two of them like that at work, one ran into a plum thicket the other night when they had cows out.  I thought a good cow horse had enough sense to keep out of the plums.

Got a new gal at work, from Western OK, she told me the term.  Came here to study to be a large animal Vet, wonder if she'll turn comedian on us?

[Delmonico]

Hey Mr. Canny-date, gots a question;  If is sepi tone it does a non-period item pass enough muster to keep the PC Pull-eeze off my back?



That muddy ol' pick-up looks preety good in sepi.

Course there were no PC Pull-eeze out in the rain that I noticed.   They don't like to get their jack boots muddy.