Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity gets hot out a sitting in the sun so he takes off his shirt and wraps it up around his head, the guards come by and pass him a book of Koran,  thinking it's to be used as a fan, he opens it up and starts to fan while a few pages are a flying out.
this upsets the other terriorist's and they revolt


against Trinity.

[Delmonico]

Discussed with Trinity never takin' a bath, Slim calls him a pig, not realizin' that the other terroists are sneakin' up on Trinity.     The other terrorist move back to the other end of the compound.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity, being sly as he is,  sees the fear in the other prisioners eyes, he gets on all 4's and squells like a pig and charges

[Trinity]

Having only had water for lunch, Trinity is weak and makes it only half charge before collapsing.  Out cold, he starts to snore, sounding like an even angrier pig.

[Sod Buster]

Having only had water for lunch, Trinity is weak and makes it only half charge before collapsing.  Out cold, he starts to snore, sounding like an even angrier pig.

Sod Buster slides a Spinach Pie that he just made under Trinity's nose.......

[Trinity]

Trinity begins to vomit violently, causing the other detainees to think he is possessed. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico posts signs all over the outside of the prison camp.

BIG SALE COMING SOON

Not at Hooters

[litl rooster]

uttering from a bed....................Where am I?   who are all you people? why am I here?          My head hurts

[Trinity]

No one seems to know how it happened, but Delmonico's sign seems to have self combusted then smouldered out of existence.

[Trinity]

uttering from a bed....................Where am I?   who are all you people? why am I here?          My head hurts

"You's awlraht, litl rooster.  You's hair, safe an' soun'.  Dontcha 'member?  Ya give me a really big raise an' tolt me that Ah don' gotta work 'cept fer a few days a week."

[Delmonico]

FIRE SALE

[litl rooster]

"You's awlraht, litl rooster.  You's hair, safe an' soun'.  Dontcha 'member?  Ya give me a really big raise an' tolt me that Ah don' gotta work 'cept fer a few days a week."

You talking to me?

[litl rooster]

Seems we could have a real political problem here in Old Dominion.  Seems one of the Senate seats is to be filled this next election. The problem is there is 3 choices they are as follows an Independant Demo-crat another Demo-crat that leans towards the conservative side and a Moderate Rebulican..........How does one chose?  As Mr O rielly says What say you

[Trinity]

You talking to me?

"Yeah.  Uhhhm, kin Ah have me a ad-vance on mah new salary in-crease?  Ah gots me some planes fer this week-eeyund."

[Trinity]

Seems we could have a real political problem here in Old Dominion.  Seems one of the Senate seats is to be filled this next election. The problem is there is 3 choices they are as follows an Independant Demo-crat another Demo-crat that leans towards the conservative side and a Moderate Rebulican..........How does one chose?  As Mr O rielly says What say you

I would have to know where each one stands on the various issues before I'd venture a call.  I would have to check the "not enough information" box on this one.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

"Yeah.  Uhhhm, kin Ah have me a ad-vance on mah new salary in-crease?  Ah gots me some planes fer this week-eeyund."

Psst!  Trinity, just get him to tell you where the strongbox is buried.

[litl rooster]

Psst!  Trinity, just get him to tell you where the strongbox is buried.

things are still pretty foggy to me

[Trinity]

"Uhhhm, yeah.  litl rooster, you done tolt me whar tha strawng box is berried, but Ah done fergot.  Kin ya tail me agin?"

[litl rooster]

Sorry Trinity I think some one slip me one of these.................http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWqNEboJe4






a paid political announcement from the Litl' Rooster for Preseedint commitee

[Silver Creek Slim]

That's a great ad.

Slim