Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Delmonico]

Naw, not a chance all sheep(spit)herders are closet Liberal Demmys.   Bill and Hillary's great-grandpa was a sheep hereder, you know, the one they share in common.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico prints up more bumper stickers.

Sheep(spit) Herders For Liberal Democrats

Once again Misss Quoted,  Ah is Conservitaive Republican, Don't Even mention Me with dem <Spit> Demon-Rats <Spit!>

[Marshal harpoluke]

Naw, not a chance all sheep(spit)herders are closet Liberal Demmys.   Bill and Hillary's great-grandpa was a sheep hereder, you know, the one they share in common.

Actulaly they Was Cosies!

[litl rooster]

 

[Delmonico]

Ah is a Commie, Don't Even mention Me with dem <Spit> Demon-Rats <Spit!>

Delmonico prints up more bumper stickers.

Commie Sheep(spit)Herders For Stalin

[Marshal harpoluke]

Commrad Delmonico<Spit> prints up more bumper stickers.

SheepHerders For Little Rooster

We all knows Del <Spit> is a Closit <spit> Sheep Heardin  Cosie!

[Delmonico]

We all knows Del <Spit> is a Closit <spit> Sheep Heardin  Cosie!

Says the sheep (spit) herder.

Delmonico prints even more bumper stickers.

Sheep(spit)Herders Lie About Cosies.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Says the sheep (spit) herder.

Delmonico prints even more bumper stickers.

Sheep(spit)Herders Lie About Cosies.

You've even bragged about Pimpin the Sheep.


Why denie it Commrad Cosie?

[Delmonico]

"He who protests the loudest is most often the guiltiest."  II Delmonico Chaper 8 Verse 19.

"Thou shalt be wary of the sheep (spit) herders, because they are the worstest."  II Delmonico Chapter 14 Verse 11

"Blessed be the Whyoming Stock Grower Association, for they hanth the sheep (spit) herders."  I Delmonico Chapter 12 Verse 16

[Trinity]

"He who writeth a book and name it after himselfeth is the root of all evil or a castor oil toting cosie"  - origin unknown.

[Tensleep]

"He who writeth a book and name it after himselfeth is the root of all evil or a castor oil toting cosie"  - origin unknown.

Wish I could find tha guy what wrote that.....

[Delmonico]

Didn't ya read, his name is Origin Unknown, he's a cuzzin' to that guy who wrote all them songs, Public Domain.

[Ozark Tracker]

they must be purty old by now,  I've seen their names on some pretty old songs

[Trinity]

Yeah, but the secret is that Mr. Domain very strictly adheres to a diet of all you can eat meat.  He's over five hundred years old and eats four porterhouse steaks a day.  He once ate a carrot and was sick for two and a half years.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I think Anonymous Author is their Grandpa.

Slim

[Trinity]

He'd still be alive today if he had listened to his grandson about his diet.  There wouldn't have ever been any stink about Napster either.

[Marshal harpoluke]

He'd still be alive today if he had listened to his grandson about his diet.  There wouldn't have ever been any stink about Napster either.

[Marshal harpoluke]

"He who writeth a book and name it after himselfeth is the root of all evil or a castor oil toting cosie"  - origin unknown.

[Ozark Tracker]

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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.

I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Clinton's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

"Amen" said Kennedy. "Amen" said Clinton.

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

CAN I GET A BIG AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS?