Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Marshal cooks up a big batch of cookies, draws the libersals in.  libersls for Little Rooster.

[harycalahand]

  COOKIES? Now that gits my vote everytime Hi gang.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Dick Cheney iz walkin by just as someone releases a covey of quail into tha middle of tha liberals!

[litl rooster]

handing Dick his shotgun............ here Dick, you get the first shots

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


heh, Heh, HEH!


Works everytime.

[Trinity]

People begin to wonder where the long line of people ready to hand off loaded shotguns to Cheney came from.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[litl rooster]

People begin to wonder where the long line of people ready to hand off loaded shotguns to Cheney came from.

Dan Quayle?

[Sod Buster]

Hillary spins the facts again......

A professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.   On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

Hillary Clinton was sent this info for comment. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters cropped Remus' picture, scanned it, enlarged the image, and edited it with image processing software, so that all that's seen is a head shot. The accompanying biographical sketch read as follows:
(THE SPIN)
"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." 

(AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE)

[litl rooster]

   Like a Professional........................

[Tensleep]

The Ape Guard comes out of their tent and erects a new sign


<SPIT> MUTTON <SPIT> IS FOR LIBERAL DEMOCRATS!

[litl rooster]

  Step over tto the bar let me buy ya drink or 3 .......your throat must be dry from all that Spittin.......

[Tensleep]

The Ape Guard moves to the bar, their hands never far from their sidearms, always vigilent.

[Tensleep]

Holding ever true to the Ape Guard Code, the 3 600 pound gorillas refuse anything harder than 30 year old Bushmills, straight up, and a malt liquor chaser.

One drinks as the other two guard the Can-di-date.

[Trinity]

Trinity pipes up and claims that he is not a liberal democrat, but points out that mutton is meat...  Not all too bad either.  "If it walks, crawls, or slithers."

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sleep ya musta run outta spit cuz ya fergot ta <SPIT> Liberal <SPIT> <SPIT> Democrat <SPIT> when ya sed them werdz!

[Marshal harpoluke]

Sleep ya musta run outta spit cuz ya fergot ta <SPIT> Liberal <SPIT> <SPIT> Democrat <SPIT> when ya sed them werdz!

Dem ain't  <spit>  Liberal, <Spit>  Democrat;s, dem is <SPIT> Demeon Rats <Spit>   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico prints up more bumper stickers.

Sheep(spit) Herders For Liberal Democrats

[litl rooster]

 Well, <Spit> I thought we had "harpo" converted