Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Tensleep]

The Ape Guard has now erected a flashing beer joint sign on the sideyard.


MUTTON <SPIT> IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER, IF YER A CAT!

CATS MAKE THE BEST MOVING TARGETS

[litl rooster]

(author's note....disclaimer)  The above message was not approved by the Litl' Rooster for president Comittee or me litl' rooster, (in case Miss Cammie looks in)>>>>It is not an issue that we disagree on. Just haven't approved

[Tensleep]

Two huge German Sheperds have now joined the Ape Guard in their patrols.


WE HATE CATS AND <SPIT> MUTTON <SPIT> TOO! DAWGS FOR LITL ROOSTER

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The ghost of Charlton Heston trieds to visit litl rooster's campaign barn, but his guards grab the ghost!

litl rooster sits in his barn working on a speech and swears in the distance he can hear someone hollering:


"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FILTHY APES!"

[Trinity]

German shepherds accross the land rise up in protest to the inflamatory bumper stickers.  It seems that 99.8% love cats.  The other .2% only dislike cats because they were beaten as puppies and have been neutered.

[Tensleep]

German shepherds accross the land rise up in protest to the inflamatory bumper stickers.  It seems that 99.8% love cats.  The other .2% only dislike cats because they were beaten as puppies and have been neutered.

Them is German Sheperds in disguise 

[Delmonico]

Cats are alright if you cook them right.

[litl rooster]

  That's one of them Liberal Belgium Shepards.......

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Dell's a closit Sheep Pimp!

[Delmonico]

Dell's a closit Sheep Pimp!

And no more sheep whoopie fer you till you pay for the last whoopie.

[litl rooster]

Dell's a closit Sheep Pimp!

Looks like the local election "Mud Slingin" has started

[Trinity]

Cats are alright if you cook them right.

ANYthing that bleeds red is alright if you cook it right.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Hate ta disapoint Ya Ah sleep with Wimmen Not Sheep like You.

[Delmonico]

(Note, it was funny he knew I  pimped sheep.  Heck the sheep all said all he did was sleep also.)

[Marshal harpoluke]

(Note, it was funny he knew I  pimped sheep.  Heck the sheep all said all he did was sleep also.)

Pimps always 'Lay' their "Soiled Doves"  Honey Lambs ,  We all know the the Sheep lie.

[litl rooster]

  Seeing the 2 Western fractions still have hostilities.   The aspiring political cani-date calls for peace negoiation.  Finding a lasting peace between the two parties should show the nation my abilities as a dipolmat.


   agenda

0830  all parties meet  for coffee and pastries
0900  Breakfast for all those involved
1015  mid morning break outside for some coffee and cigars if you chose
1100  Peace negoiations begin, with hearing of greivences of each side
1130  Break for Dinner, all parties to meet at Chuckwagon
1300  Return to the conference area
1330  Take break outside for a beverage of choice and cigars
1400  Return to meetings
1430  Announce to the world that progress has been made and break for the day
1800  Cocktails and social gathering
1900  Supper served by the Hooter girls
2000  Entertainment and dancing with open bar.........

[Ozark Tracker]

Boy, that sounds like a professionally planned meeting, you got everything just right.

I don't see how ya could lose with planning like that.

[Delmonico]

everthing goes fine till the sheep(spit)herders bring their shee (spit) dates to Hooters  the Hooters girls all walk out

[litl rooster]

Boy, that sounds like a professionally planned meeting, you got everything just right.

I don't see how ya could lose with planning like that.

Plan for success don't plan for failure.            Some say I can't be a serious cani-date

[litl rooster]

everthing goes fine till the sheep(spit)herders bring their shee (spit) dates to Hooters  the Hooters girls all walk out

This is just a minor set back one must think positive.