Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[litl rooster]

  Looks like I need to werk on my Yankee accent and head north to cam-pain

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity notices that there is a hole in litl rooster's campaign suit so he sews a Confederate Flag over the hole so nobody will notice.  He then packs the suit in litl rooster's campaign kit just before he heads North.

(Author's Note: --> The hole is on the back of litl rooster's jacket so he probably won't notice Trinity's handiwork either. <--)

[Marshal harpoluke]

Trinity notices that there is a hole in litl rooster's campaign suit so he sews a Confederate Flag over the hole so nobody will notice.  He then packs the suit in litl rooster's campaign kit just before he heads North.

(Author's Note: --> The hole is on the back of litl rooster's jacket so he probably won't notice Trinity's handiwork either. <--)

[harycalahand]

  SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONES FAIMLY TREE DOESN'T HAVE MANY FORKS IN IT. SORTA LIKE AN ARKANSAS FAMILY REUNION.

[litl rooster]

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONES FAIMLY TREE DOESN'T HAVE MANY FORKS IN IT. SORTA LIKE AN ARKANSAS FAMILY REUNION.

Dirty Hairy, we's just trying to keep them folks fromNew York  I mean from Little Rock, out of the White House. 


HAVE MANY FORKS IN IT.....next time use lower case Trinity gits all excited when he hears the werd fork.   Thinks it's dinner tyme.....................from the werds of Uncle Jed, y'll come back now   ya hear

[Delmonico]

I was cussin' them in Litle Rock today, my 411 goes there and I got someone who talks to hillbilly fer me ta understand.

[litl rooster]

Mebbe "Ozark" could interrpet for ya?

[Ozark Tracker]

    some of em almost got a lanuage of their own.

[Trinity]

Trinity's relatives

Them fellers will do anything for a laugh.  Val and Luke is not their names.  It's Clemncletus.  They do just about everything together, so their names have merged into one.

[Ozark Tracker]

Them fellers will do anything for a laugh.  Val and Luke is not their names.  It's Clemncletus.  They do just about everything together, so their name has merged into one.

they come over ta the house night fore last and I cooked em up some sweet corn on the cob, them boys didn't do too good a job of eating it, but they sure was a gnawing

[Trinity]

That's 'cause Clem dared Cletus to gnaw on a double-a battery.  Cletus ended up losing his teeth and much of his upper pallate, so he knocked Clem in the mouth with a steel stob.

[Ozark Tracker]

oh, so that's what happened,  the corn didn't go ta waste though,  them cats out back had a shore nuff good meal on it.

[Trinity]

Better watch ol' Cletus with them cats.  He likes to gnaw on their tails.

[Ozark Tracker]

I just hope he don't gnaw on that baby bobcats tail, he ain't too crazy bout people noway.

[Tensleep]

Mr Can-di-date, my constitUants want to know yer stand on tha Kudzu issue.

[litl rooster]

It's hard to stand on Kudzu, it gets hold and stands on you.............When I'm elected USDA will have a program to eradicate it, check with your extension agent then.


lr .......who's been tangled 'n cut up in Kuduz

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Gotta watch it litl rooster, them weeds could tangle up yer grass roots campain! 

[litl rooster]

Gotta watch it litl rooster, them weeds could tangle up yer grass roots campain! 

RoundUp

[Tensleep]

RoundUp

I really think ya need to werk on this problem NOW!

RoundUp ain't til April 

[harycalahand]

 :oKudzu? Well maybe Ya could tell people it wuz for weight loss or remove Cell-U-Lete, be gone in no time.