Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Ozark Tracker]

ya reckon she reloaded them shells her own self

[Trinity]

What shells?

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster might hire her to go to them campaign meetings and put on an exibition,  ya know shooting.

[litl rooster]

litl rooster might hire her to go to them campaign meetings and put on an exibition,  ya know shooting.

Personal body guard...........There's a lot of crazies out there, I'll need the security

[litl rooster]

I could tell she's not one to waste time and effort on anything frivolous.

But a "Darksider" just the same

[Missouri Marshal]

that gal was right cute out there a shooting her gun with black powder.

What Picture,  Rooster, you holdin out on me?

[Delmonico]

Hey guys, enough kiddin' around here, we gots serious problems the canny-date needs to address.

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps and Motel 6 managers.

[litl rooster]

Hey guys, enough kiddin' around here, we gots serious problems the canny-date needs to address.

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps and Motel 6 managers.

Send donations to the military

[Trinity]

 

This is terrible news indeed.  Will this also include Taco Bell owner/operators?

[Delmonico]

Don't know, don't eat there.

[litl rooster]

This is terrible news indeed.  Will this also include Taco Bell owner/operators?

It will also effect the the finer Italian places also. Pizza Hut -Quizno's and the Olive Gardens

[Tensleep]

It will also effect the the finer Italian places also. Pizza Hut -Quizno's and the Olive Gardens

An' TriniTee's bus Depo sam'ich shoppe 

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Time ta dust off da Old PL238 Kyrpton Modulator.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Headline in tomorrow's National Enkwyerer:

CANDEEDATE litl rooster's FAMBLY HISTERY TRACED TO A DAUGHTER OF THA CONFEDERACY AND A SIDE SHOW FREAK!

The reporter overherd litl rooster make this proclamation while the cannydate was sharing a date with Stoney Pete!


(Arthur's Note: --> "Fer them whut are cornfused see the not so notable holidays thread.": Page 50<--)

[litl rooster]

>thinking to hisownself<       Leave note to Tenzzzzzzzzzz not to put too much Bushmills in LIT's coffee this early in the day.


Any one who knows me can see the family resemblence betweenz Tom Thumb and self

[Delmonico]

I thought Tom Thumb was taller.

[litl rooster]

I thought Tom Thumb was taller.

Only by a thumb

[litl rooster]

>authors note<

after litl' rooster spends 2 hours at a "O"fishal .gov web site, he makes note to, To make less goverment for We the people

[Trinity]

Headline in tomorrow's National Enkwyerer:

CANDEEDATE litl rooster's FAMBLY HISTERY TRACED TO A DAUGHTER OF THA CONFEDERACY AND A SIDE SHOW FREAK!

The reporter overherd litl rooster make this proclamation while the cannydate was sharing a date with Stoney Pete!


(Arthur's Note: --> "Fer them whut are cornfused see the not so notable holidays thread.": Page 50<--)

The last holdouts from Trinity's family jumps on board litl rooster's cam-pain.  They always love a good side show.

[Ozark Tracker]

The last holdouts from Trinity's family jumps on board litl rooster's cam-pain.  They always love a good side show.

Trinity's relatives