Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A quote from the litl rooster book "Things To Know If You Are A Cowboy"

If there's pee on your spurs, your boots are probably full!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico prints up some boot sole stickers.

To Empty Urine Out of Boots, Turn Upside Down 

He then sticks them on everyones boot soles.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico prints up some boot sole stickers.

To Empty Urine Out of Boots, Turn Upside Down 

He then sticks them on everyones boot soles.

That'll work for folks that's smart enuff to take their boots off to read what's on the bottom

[Lucky Irish Tom]

That'll work for folks that's smart enuff to take their boots off to read what's on the bottom

Tha others iz Demmycrats! 

[Delmonico]

<Note: Not always or at least here in Newbrassky, our Ben Nelson was re 'lected for Congress with full NRA support, the ads in the last month showed Ben with his O/U out huntin' and proudly showed the NRA logo.   Got to show him my Sharps when he was Gov. at the State Fair was very interested in it and his State Patrol escort didm't have no problems with it.  How ever another former Dem Gov who went to Congress ain't that welcome  back in the state, or his wooden leg. >

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster continues his campaign for president,  while back at the White House.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, Sir."

[litl rooster]

 


The above message was approved by the litl' rooster for president comitte and me, litl' rooster

[Delmonico]

Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'.

'Great, but how so you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador.

When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".

A few days later, all decked out and with the prerequisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for.

With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton ?"

Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some local color."

They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in.

He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door.  A few moments later, in came another old farmer.

He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.

Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.

Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over.

'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?' 'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two butt holes.

<From the lab board.>

[litl rooster]

   Yet the non resident Senator from New York, doesn't get it..........  That's a gud one Del.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Now Now lR she satisfied the LEGAL requirements for New York residency, she survived a night in the City.


You could slide acroos the border to West Virginia, then you could claim dual citizenship for your campaign.

[Trinity]

Not until he has a child with his second sister.

[litl rooster]

Now Now lR she satisfied the LEGAL requirements for New York residency, she survived a night in the City.


You could slide acroos the border to West Virginia, then you could claim dual citizenship for your campaign.

Slid!?! I can spit that far.........................

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Spittin on West Virginians would not be good for your political asperations.

[litl rooster]

Spittin on West Virginians would not be good for your political asperations.

Sliding into them wouldn't either...........



Trinity I thought it was yer cousin ya had to marry over there........That way you bring new blood home

[Trinity]

Naw, that's Arkansas you're thinking of.   

[Ozark Tracker]

Naw, that's Arkansas you're thinking of.  

we gonna have to import a few relatives from somewhere else, get some "new blood" over here

[Trinity]

 

[litl rooster]

we gonna have to import a few relatives from somewhere else, get some "new blood" over here

Isn't that why you send your daughters there off to college?

[Ozark Tracker]

oh,  that's what that was for

[Trinity]

What?  No cousins? 


... and so begins the downfall of the house of Ozark Tracker.  Sad!