Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Prolly werse OT, they aint got no baggage to conceal yet, that tends ta make em reckless.

[Ozark Tracker]

 

yer right about that Tom, now they got ta make a name fer theirselfs.   

[Trinity]

The Hillary Clintón people catch a picture of litl rooster at work.  They quickly send it to PETA and get them involved.  Soon a large group of ugly naked people (who are naked not naked to protest the wearing of leather, but in the last ditch hope that they could round up a date with somebody... ANYbody) are standing outside of his home in protest.

[Ozark Tracker]

but it's only a (spit) sheep, it ain't like he's doing something to a real animal

[Trinity]

That's what litl rooster thought.  However, the PETA folks don't see it that way.

[Delmonico]

Callin' them folks is like callin' a sheep and animule.

[Ozark Tracker]

well least they could'a done was send a good looking naked girl

[Trinity]

  Egads!  Don't make me think about them neckid any more.  Some of the men look better than the women.

[Ozark Tracker]

relax    sit down there and have a pull on the jug.  I didn't mean ta bring back no bad memories.

[Trinity]

Slurp.  "Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'!  Likker, it does a body good." 

[Ozark Tracker]

have you got one of them foamy (malt) mustaches now.

[Marshal harpoluke]

The Hillary Clintón people catch a picture of litl rooster at work.  They quickly send it to PETA and get them involved.  Soon a large group of ugly naked people (who are naked not naked to protest the wearing of leather, but in the last ditch hope that they could round up a date with somebody... ANYbody) are standing outside of his home in protest.

Used to do that with Calves, its the closest thing to flying they'll see. 

If'n Ya pick up a newborn calf and throw it over the fence everyday in about six weeks you'll really be able to throw the Bull!

[Ozark Tracker]

I have a friend that buys goats and puts on his place to keep down the balckberry vines, when he gets a new one, he takes him over to the electric fence and pushes him into it,  does that for several days straight.   that goat'll learn pretty quick to watch out fer the electric fence  and Leon.

[Delmonico]

Used to do that with Calves, its the closest thing to flying they'll see. 

If'n Ya pick up a newborn calf and throw it over the fence everyday in about six weeks you'll really be able to throw the Bull!

I think he just threw it.

Grandpa said when he got lectric fences when he used the to keep pigs in he'd tie an ear a corn to the fence round a few places so they'd learn where the fences were.

[Ozark Tracker]

when I was about 6 we had an electric fence put up by the front yard, we had wheat and were pasturing the cows there in the winter, I got to where I could go out and grab the wire and it would hit, let go, hit. let go,  my dad put in a fresh battery while I was gone to school one day. came home, same as always, walking from where the bus let me off, I just grabbed the wire, liked to knocked me down,  left the electric fence alone after that.

[Trinity]

I was always curious what that strange wire on the fence was and why it clicked.  Well, I found out.

[Delmonico]

Well it's yer fault Trinity, I tolt ya if ya peed real fast you could get it 'tween the jolts.

[Trinity]

That sends a shiver up my spine.  Luckily I never thought about doing that!

[Marshal harpoluke]

I think he just threw it.

Grandpa said when he got lectric fences when he used the to keep pigs in he'd tie an ear a corn to the fence round a few places so they'd learn where the fences were.

The other students in High School liked to mess with My Marconi rig, ie the spark-gap transmitter.  They had discovered that if Ya held the key down one could burn a hole in a piece of paper held in the spark gap! 

The School officals were not too keen about this as they saw this a threat to the School.

A small, thin almost invisible wire was led down to the key who'.s knob had been repaced by a metal botle cap (Papst).

I went out the door got 2' down the hall--Yeeeooow!

Didn't have anymore trouble with people messiing with My science projects.

An Old Grumpy friend of mine when Ah lived in Sacremento (River City) used to have trouble with drunks whizzing on His antique Modle T Car.

Wiring the T-coil to the hubcaps solved the problem right away.

One drunk instantly wide eyed, sober and rolling on the ground in agony.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[litl rooster]

Used to do that with Calves, its the closest thing to flying they'll see. 

If'n Ya pick up a newborn calf and throw it over the fence everyday in about six weeks you'll really be able to throw the Bull!

Here I am just spening the "yarn" and "harpo" has been a poly-tick-ian for some time..................