Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Delmonico]

To get more 'sposure, Delmonico aranges fer litl rooster to go on Saturday Night Live.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico also makes arragements fer litl roosters brother to get his own brand of beer.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico also makes arragements fer litl roosters brother to get his own brand of beer.

OH litl bro will be happy  BTW, litl brother's name is Billy


You think SNL will let me sit in with the band?

[Ozark Tracker]

now do ya want to sit with  A band or

THE Band

   Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train
   'Til Stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
   In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive
   By May the tenth, Richmond had fell, it's a time I remember oh so well

   The night they drove Old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
   The night they drove Old Dixie down and the people were singin', they went   
   La-la-la  la-la-la,  la-la-la  la-la-la,  la-la-la-la

   Back with my wife in Tennessee, when one day she called to me
   "Virgil, quick, come see, there goes Robert E. Lee!"
   Now I don't mind choppin' wood, and I don't care if the money's no good
   Ya take what ya need and ya leave the rest
   But they should never have taken the very best

   The night they drove old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
   The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin', they went   
   Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

   Like my father before me, I will work the land
   And like my brother before me, who took a rebel stand

   He was just eighteen, proud and brave 
   But a Yankee laid him in his grave
   I swear by the mud below my feet
   You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat

   The night they drove old Dixie oown and the bells were ringing
   The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin', they went   
   Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

   The night they drove old Dixie down and all the bells were ringing
   The night they drove old Dixie down and the people were singin', they went   
   Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

[Delmonico]

I think Richmond fell before May 10th.

[litl rooster]

Heck, before you get Historically correct, Robbie, and the boys got the BAND back together again?

[Ozark Tracker]

we need ta get in touch with em and have em make ya a campaign song.

[litl rooster]

  Trinity, in my next speech could you add in there, "Jelly in every donut?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has Bumper Stickers printed up.

litl rooster Puts Jelly In Every Hole

[Ozark Tracker]

Trintiy sees the stickers and goes home and trys it,

[Trinity]

  Trinity, in my next speech could you add in there, "Jelly in every donut?"

Already done.  "There's a Still in every yard and jelly in every donut."

[Ozark Tracker]

Already done.  "There's a Still in every yard and jelly in every donut."

now you do know if there's a still in every yard,  it's gonna cut down on yer profit of selling yer extra.

[Trinity]

It's just a campaign promise.  He doesn't really have to hold good on it.

[Ozark Tracker]

kinda like when somebody running fer office says he'll see to it everybody has a good job.

now everybody can't have a good job,  they's got to be some of the people that's really working or we'd all starve ta death.

[litl rooster]

  Trinity has grandfather claus on his.................The others will have to be approved, now the Jelly donuts is another thing

[Ozark Tracker]

Well with all the new developments, DArchangle moving ta Las Vegas, and aren't the National Finals Rodeo still there?  you could have a world conference and do a little campaigning.  get them litl rooster fer president on all them horse trailers.

[Delmonico]

Could go on up to Reno and put bumpers stickers on all the cars in the Harrah Collection.

[Ozark Tracker]

we'd probably have ta send Trinity up there in his Ninji out fit,  so.s he could do all the stickering under cover.  he is a double naught ya know.

[Trinity]

I took leasons from the folks at Tweetsie Railroad.  They already have it down pat how to stealthily apply a bumper sticker while you are inside having fun. 

I wonder if they still do that today with all these plastic bumpers.  Hmmm.

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Well, Howdy!

Little Rooster, I'm o-fish-ully volunteerin' to spread the word 'bout you runnin' fer President.  I hope you don' mind:  I won the lottery ($2 prize) and had some stickers printed up to spread 'round here in Indy.  Says:

Litl Rooster fer President.  A chicken in ev'ry garage!
You'll go over big with The Tubes fans!

Just let me know iffn I can help wif sumpin' else - but remember, funds are gettin' low after splurgin' on all them stinkers ... er, stickers.