Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Delmonico]

Delmonico makes up some bumper stickers also.


litl rooster Ain't No Wussy, He Inhaled.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

litl Rooster gets a reaction quicker than expected when the EPA pulls up out in front of the Cave followed by the CNN and Fox News vans.  Seems litl Roosters stickers have a toxic chemical in the glue.

[litl rooster]

The news crews huff all the glue disposing of all the evidence and EPA can no longer stay.




   Which brings me to National Health Care................Where the Hell is the National Health Care the other canny date promised 10 years ago?   Voters it's time we finish the "Bridge" they promised and work on a Health Care Plan for everyone......................Vote for Litl' Rooster for President

[Trinity]

sending note to Trinity:  Trinity as my speech and press release man yer not suppose to show what the opposition shows with me.   Find the ones of me at the animal shelter taking food to homeless cat's.  That'll surely attract the wimmen voters.



Note:   In my college days I did some things I am not proud of including "inhaling".  The above picture is obviously a fake.  I attended the University of No Dakota, not Rhoades or Yale.

Trinity responds, including another picture:

litl rooster:

How's theeus fer a haidlahn option:  litl rooster, through his love of cats, helps to creat new species:  Mitten, the man-kitten. 

Please advise,
Trinity

[Delmonico]

Delmonico as Cam-pain Manager hires Slim to set up a come-pewter operated auto-matic dialin' systems to make anoyin' cheerful cam-pain calls.

[litl rooster]

Trinity ?que?<<<<< Showing litl' rooster's difersity to Latina American voters.


Just a X

[litl rooster]

sorry, was interuppted by some jerk on the phone running for President.......any of ya ever hear of a McCain?

[Trinity]

Fixed it. 

[litl rooster]

Delmonico as Cam-pain Manager hires Slim to set up a come-pewter operated auto-matic dialin' systems to make anoyin' cheerful cam-pain calls.

Slim's going to have tweek it some I have got 3 phone calls from myself in the past 1/2 an hour.   The message is clear and I will be voting forLitl' Rooster for President

[Ozark Tracker]

Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

[litl rooster]

Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

Good they's always interruptin' me trying to seel somethin...................

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unfortunately Trinity mixes up his phone protocols and has the Litl Rooster Campaign calls dialing 1 - 900 numbers, by the end of the week Litl Rooster gets a bill for $1,000,000.00 sent to hiz cam-pain headquarters.

[Delmonico]

Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

No that's part of the plan, when they call to sell sumthin' or you call with computor troubles they say:

Vote For litl rooster

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim receives a box from the litl brown truck. He opens it, pulls out a bumper sticker, and reads it out load.
"A chicken in every pot. Vote for Litl Rooster." 

[Ozark Tracker]

across cattle country, new bumper stickers start appearing on all the horse trailers, 

Vote fer litl rooster a jinglebob fer every spur

[litl rooster]

Unfortunately Trinity mixes up his phone protocols and has the Litl Rooster Campaign calls dialing 1 - 900 numbers, by the end of the week Litl Rooster gets a bill for $1,000,000.00 sent to hiz cam-pain headquarters.

The bill has been taken care of with one more call,> plus $4.99< I promised them Intern Jobs at the White House

[litl rooster]

   Seeing the Cam-Pain funds is low Litl' Rooster packs saddle bags with bumber stickers and flyers and makes plans to ride out to all the coners of the land to do his Politicin'

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster, has Trinty lease a pullman car and box car fer Pea-Eye so he can travel around the country a little faster,  he get off a couple miles outa town and ride in to campaign

[Trinity]

Unfortunately, Trinity misunderstood and arrives with a train pull toy inside a box.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster's ben a factor  supolies Trinity with more money so's he can get the right equipment.

the ben a factor wants litl rooster to win.