Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

Delmonico · November 12, 2006, 02:06:47 PM

I want to anounce that I am in support of litl rooster on his bid as Pes-i-dent in 2008, I also want to anounce I have decided to be his cam-pain manager of which he will be happy to know when he gets in from the afternoon cow critter feeding. Memeber vote for litl rooster, "The Lesser of Two Evils."

litl rooster · November 12, 2006, 03:51:28 PM

Thank your efforts are uh uh uh.........................effortless.

Remember Pards -Hidden Viewers and guest their is still room on the Cam-Pain comittee

Trinity · November 12, 2006, 04:00:21 PM

This was just delivered to my office in the Trinityland HOOTERS.

I think we have reason to be concerned!

litl rooster · November 12, 2006, 04:14:44 PM

Quote from: Trinity on November 12, 2006, 04:00:21 PM
This was just delivered to my office in the Trinityland HOOTERS.

I think we have reason to be concerned!

See how low down some of them Poly ti cians can be I never wore a red tye in my life and my wife has red hair...........I've never had any relations with that woman

Delmonico · November 12, 2006, 04:18:23 PM

Delmonico sees the picture and says, "Oh boy, now we gots a lot of damage control to do."

litl rooster · November 12, 2006, 04:23:06 PM

See how this looks

Delmonico · November 12, 2006, 04:25:40 PM

It's too late, the public has seen the other picture. Now I have lots of work to do.

Trinity · November 12, 2006, 05:04:01 PM

How about this latest picture of litl rooster during college?

Ozark Tracker · November 12, 2006, 05:08:10 PM

with all these pictures, litl roosters staff knows Hiliary's people are at work to try and discredit him in the voters eye's

Trinity · November 12, 2006, 05:13:01 PM

No, she's apparently on his side. He's now got the best liers available on his side. He will probably win.

Ozark Tracker · November 12, 2006, 05:16:32 PM

Quote from: Trinity on November 12, 2006, 05:04:01 PM
How about this latest picture of litl rooster during college?

I didn't know litl rooster and Hiliary went ta the same school

Trinity · November 12, 2006, 06:51:04 PM

That isn't Hillary. That's LuLu.

Ozark Tracker · November 12, 2006, 06:57:10 PM

LULU, is she kin to Hiliary, looks kinda like a kin-folk

Trinity · November 12, 2006, 07:24:39 PM

Probably twins. Sends a shudder through my body, ugh!

Ozark Tracker · November 12, 2006, 07:30:57 PM

that thar is a scary thought.

Delmonico · November 12, 2006, 08:25:38 PM

Delmonico screams because now the PETA people have seen the sheep in-co-dent and are buildin' a vast war chest of funds to de-feet him.

Trinity · November 12, 2006, 08:32:00 PM

Hearing mention of the group PETA brings Trinity with his fork and knife. He's wanted to join People Eating Tasty Animals for some time now.

Ozark Tracker · November 12, 2006, 08:38:53 PM

when the PETA people arrive, they, as usual, take off all their clothes to protest,

Trinity swallow his tongue and passes out.

litl rooster · November 13, 2006, 04:17:24 AM

sending note to Trinity: Trinity as my speech and press release man yer not suppose to show what the opposition shows with me. Find the ones of me at the animal shelter taking food to homeless cat's. That'll surely attract the wimmen voters.

Note: In my college days I did some things I am not proud of including "inhaling". The above picture is obviously a fake. I attended the University of No Dakota, not Rhoades or Yale.

Ozark Tracker · November 13, 2006, 08:11:44 AM

with a little less than 2 years until the election, litl rooster figures no permanet damage has been done to his campaign, so he starts making calls all over the country, sends out tons of bumper stickers, Stickers go to Del in Nebraskey, Slim in Wisconsin,
litl rooster sends a telegram to Buck about putting stickers on all his bus fleet, maybe on the stop signs that swing out.
He sends some out to Caliy fornie,

with all the stickers going out he just sits back and waits for the next reaction.