Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

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Trinity

#680
May 24, 2007, 08:20:10 PM
Heartburn at 5 AM is not fun! >:( >:(  I wanna sue!  Where's my lawyer!??
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#681
May 24, 2007, 10:10:31 PM
You'll have to go back a page or two and dig up his thread. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Sod Buster

#682
May 26, 2007, 03:28:58 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 24, 2007, 07:16:49 PM
as your next preseedint........I will introduce a bill that requires "Fast Food" chains to put the fat back in the deep fryers,< where it belongs>....It's not like Ronald McDonald stands out in the street with an Uzi forcing folks to chow down on a bucket of Fries.

Julia Child always said that McDonalds ruined their french fries when they quit cooking with the stuff.
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Delmonico

#683
May 26, 2007, 03:46:41 PM
Fry them in real hog lard sometime, even better. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

DArchangel

#684
May 26, 2007, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: Trinity on May 24, 2007, 08:20:10 PM
Heartburn at 5 AM is not fun! >:( >:(  I wanna sue!  Where's my lawyer!??
Right here. Who and how much?
Not a pimp, not a pistol fighter,not a coca-cola soak,just an old man trying desperatly to get older.

Trinity

#685
May 26, 2007, 06:44:30 PM
Let's get'em fer a coupla million-billion.  I really hate hearburn. >:( >:(
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#686
June 03, 2007, 01:34:51 PM
   A flight n half of steps  above the "cave" the peoples cani-date rest in his chair leafing thru the mail and gatherin' up checks sent for cam-pain contributions.  ( 9 checks totaling $14.62).   Checks phone messages, 1 from a disgruntle cosie, and one advising him the match was rained out......Then checking his emails  4 messages 3 stating the match has been rained out....One saying I have been out bidded again.
Mathew 5.9

harycalahand

#687
June 05, 2007, 01:49:18 PM
I  got it fugured out everyone say old dem hillery is what ya call Un elect table and old John Mac cain is a good old boy he cant get elected so we get them as their party can a date and wall la ole roster is in.

litl rooster

#688
June 09, 2007, 05:01:08 PM
Hot off the wire   with some delay.........From sources   FoxNews and the Colbert Report:

  Hillary Hamrod ::) Rodham Clinton has decided to drop her Maiden name..... She will now be known as Hillary I 'll eat a Bug Clinton...By the way this is the same name she went by when, William Jefferson Clinton was running for office.  It was not till she was elected...Ooooppps that's a typo when Bill was elected, did she demanded to be called Hillary Rodham Clinton.   Do we really need a president who doesn't know what name to go by....Talk about riding the Fence.
Some of the the others should may want to follow suite...   
   Like Obama Huessien
    then there's Rudy, he's been married and divorced 3 times,  believe me he need's to change his name.... ;D


   remember the above message was approved by the "litl' rooster for president cam-pain comittee" and me Litl' Rooster
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#689
June 09, 2007, 08:20:20 PM
I ride the fence on a bunch of topics and let me tell you... There's no billary on my fence!  That one is so far to the left. ::)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

harycalahand

#690
June 13, 2007, 01:14:13 PM
I wez jest wonderin ifn we cant get ole roster how everone a feelin about ole Fred a good Ten A see boy?

Trinity

#691
June 13, 2007, 07:01:23 PM
We done had one Tennessee boy as vice president for eight years. :P :P :P  Luckily he never made it to the presidency!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#692
June 14, 2007, 04:11:53 AM
Quote from: Trinity on June 13, 2007, 07:01:23 PM
We done had one Tennessee boy as vice president for eight years. :P :P :P  Luckily he never made it to the presidency!

   We had this one too.    http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/aj17.html
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#693
June 14, 2007, 06:43:58 PM
He's really jus' a Nofe Car'liner bwoy...

QuoteEntering politics, he became an adept stump speaker, championing the common man and vilifying the plantation aristocracy. As a Member of the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 1840's and '50's, he advocated a homestead bill to provide a free farm for the poor man.

Well dern!  I'm po'... where's my free farm?  I didn't ever get a free farm.  I want my free farm!!!!!! >:(
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#694
June 14, 2007, 06:52:39 PM
OK, I'm convinced, we don't want another one in either role. ;D  BTW how is yer "carbon credits", are you coverin' yer carbon footprints. ::)

Carbon Nose Print ;D

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#695
June 14, 2007, 07:11:32 PM
I don't know about my carbon credits, but since lunch (chili dawgs), my methane emissions have been through the roof!  :o :o :o :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#696
June 14, 2007, 07:13:46 PM
Quote from: Trinity on June 14, 2007, 06:43:58 PM
He's really jus' a Nofe Car'liner bwoy...

Well dern!  I'm po'... where's my free farm?  I didn't ever get a free farm.  I want my free farm!!!!!! >:(


Tree Farm,  oh I thought thar fer a minute ya was wanting a tree farm :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#697
June 14, 2007, 07:24:01 PM
Heck, if it's free, I'll take a free tree farm... or three. ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#698
June 15, 2007, 04:58:21 AM
 "Three free tree farms, for every poor man"


that's hard to say

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Mathew 5.9

litl rooster

#699
June 16, 2007, 03:51:32 AM
Quote from: harycalahand on June 13, 2007, 01:14:13 PM
I wez jest wonderin ifn we cant get ole roster how everone a feelin about ole Fred a good Ten A see boy?


BTW...this is obsurd who would elect an Actor to polictical office?    Well that would open the doors to everone in Hollwierd to run ;D
Mathew 5.9
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