Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

Started by Delmonico, November 12, 2006, 02:06:47 PM

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Ozark Tracker

#660
May 02, 2007, 09:04:11 PM
I think I got a bag of them critters in the freezer, havta check that out.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#661
May 02, 2007, 09:08:10 PM
"Ooooh!  Perfect fer Dee-sert!" ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#662
May 02, 2007, 09:14:07 PM
well Jackie tolt me I couldn't have no litl smokeys,  she cooked a peach cobbler earlier and didn't even tell me,  now I got ta go look fer some ice cream ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#663
May 03, 2007, 03:55:05 PM
"a chicken Turkey in every pot and a cobbler in every oven"


Vote for Litl' Rooster
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#664
May 03, 2007, 03:59:54 PM
and Poopin' Paper on a Roll by every pot.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#665
May 04, 2007, 09:03:22 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 02, 2007, 09:14:07 PM
well Jackie tolt me I couldn't have no litl smokeys,  she cooked a peach cobbler earlier and didn't even tell me,  now I got ta go look fer some ice cream ;D

Yummmmm!  Did you find the ice cream??!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#666
May 05, 2007, 07:56:04 PM
After an afternoon of rubbing elbows with her majesty the Qeeen and drinking Mint Juleps....The peoples canii-date settles back into the politics
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#667
May 06, 2007, 08:00:54 PM
"Psst, litl rooster!  Best check yer teeth 'fore smahlin'.  Ya got some mint stuck twixt 'em."
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#668
May 07, 2007, 03:37:42 AM
thanks, it leaves my breath miinty fresh
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#669
May 07, 2007, 06:53:45 PM
 ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#670
May 07, 2007, 09:22:29 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 05, 2007, 07:56:04 PM
After an afternoon of rubbing elbows with her majesty the Qeeen and drinking Mint Juleps....The peoples canii-date settles back into the politics


litl rooster gets new bumper stickers,

Queens for litl rooster
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Ozark Tracker

#671
May 07, 2007, 09:25:40 PM
litl rooster recieves a letter from Dear Abby informant

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994 My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is now only a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin in Waco who supports Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#672
May 08, 2007, 03:43:24 AM
 Dear Worried,

    Honesty is always the best policy'
BTW
  Please note both yer brothers have been moved to the front of the execution line.
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#673
May 08, 2007, 07:05:31 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 07, 2007, 09:22:29 PM

litl rooster gets new bumper stickers,

Queens for litl rooster

The stickers soon find their way San Francisco and on to a great many cars... none of which are driven by royalty.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#674
May 08, 2007, 09:28:30 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 07, 2007, 09:22:29 PM

litl rooster gets new bumper stickers,

Drag Queens for litl rooster

Quote from: Trinity on May 08, 2007, 07:05:31 PM
The stickers soon find their way San Francisco and on to a great many cars... none of which are driven by royalty.

And soon have an extra word put on them with a magic marker. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#675
May 09, 2007, 03:44:57 AM
see even they know......................


Here is a prime reason we need new poly-tic-cians.   Yes the amount is correct. It probably cost 20 time the amount to process this refund.< of tax payers money ::)  If I would not have filed they'd spend thousands more tracking me down auditing and fineing in me.
   My diliema is do I cash it and add the amount to the cam-pain fund or just hang on to it for a year or so? Mebbe endorse it and send to the Federal guberment toward my fed taxes.
Mathew 5.9

Silver Creek Slim

#676
May 09, 2007, 06:29:07 AM
I'd cash it now. They might go bankrupt by next year.  ::)

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Trinity

#677
May 09, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
I got $2.00 from NC one year.  And yes, I DID cash it! >:( ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#678
May 09, 2007, 07:58:02 PM
don't ferget retirement ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#679
May 24, 2007, 07:16:49 PM
as your next preseedint........I will introduce a bill that requires "Fast Food" chains to put the fat back in the deep fryers,< where it belongs>....It's not like Ronald McDonald stands out in the street with an Uzi forcing folks to chow down on a bucket of Fries.

  But in interest in to the public they will also be required to list side effect on the wrappers...re: "Heartburn"     hey Jarrod you awake?
Mathew 5.9
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