Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[litl rooster]

  Some guy was carring it off yesterday

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Marshal sees Del, carring off the sign, heads Him off at the pass.

[Delmonico]

All the Bozos know it's "head them off at the past."  And together we made enough noise to keep the wolves awake.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Delmonico]

NEWS FLASH, AL GORE SOLVES GLOBAL WARNING

Al Gore's new book and soon to be movie explaines where the CO₂ that is warming out at-nose-spear is really coming from. 

"I have figgered it out declares Al. it is not from fossil fuels, but from yeast which produces CO₂.  With all the millions of pounds of bread, millions of gallons of beer,wines and other beverages produced by fermentation caused by the action of yeast on sugar and starches, this has to be the problem.  Al Gore has vowed if elected he will outlaw bread and fermented drinks.

[litl rooster]

passing an Alternate fuel car....Bumper sticker on rear reads:

Al Gore in 08

"Let them eat cake"

[Silver Creek Slim]

To quote the Queen of Hearts, "Off with their heads!"



Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Wouldn't it be interesting if scientists found out that there was an Al Gorasaurus that predicted the end of the dinasour through Global Warming.  And then find out that they followed his words and froze to death in the Ice Age! 

[litl rooster]

To quote the Queen of Hearts, Arkansas New York  "Off with their heads!"



Slim

Wouldn't it be interesting if scientists found out that there was an Al Gorasaurus that predicted the end of the dinasour through Global Warming.  And then find out that they followed his words and froze to death in the Ice Age! 

LOL

[litl rooster]

  One for the back of Pea Eye's Motor home

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[litl rooster]

hot off the wire


One (1) Question Test
>
> This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.  By
giving
> an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.  The
test
> features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will
> have
> to make a decision.  Remember that your answer needs to be honest,
yet
> spontaneous.  Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration
to each
> line.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE SITUATION:
>
> You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around
you
> caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.  This is a flood of
biblical
> proportions.  You are a photojournalist working for a major
newspaper, and
> you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.  The situation is
> nearly hopeless.   You're trying to shoot career-making photos. 
There are
> houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the
water.
>
> Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE TEST:
>
> Suddenly you see a woman in the water.  She is fighting for her life,
> trying not to be taken down with the debris.  You move closer.   
Somehow
> the woman looks familiar.  You suddenly realize who it is.   It's
Hillary
> Clinton!   At the same time you notice that the raging waters are
about to
> take her under forever.  You have two options: You can save the life
of
> Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning
photo,
> documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in
her
> mind, at least).
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE QUESTION:
>
> Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......
>
> Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
> classic simplicity of black and white?
>

[Marshal harpoluke]

hot off the wire


One (1) Question Test
>
> This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.  By
giving
> an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.  The
test
> features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will
> have
> to make a decision.  Remember that your answer needs to be honest,
yet
> spontaneous.  Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration
to each
> line.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE SITUATION:
>
> You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around
you
> caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.  This is a flood of
biblical
> proportions.  You are a photojournalist working for a major
newspaper, and
> you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.  The situation is
> nearly hopeless.   You're trying to shoot career-making photos. 
There are
> houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the
water.
>
> Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE TEST:
>
> Suddenly you see a woman in the water.  She is fighting for her life,
> trying not to be taken down with the debris.  You move closer.   
Somehow
> the woman looks familiar.  You suddenly realize who it is.   It's
Hillary
> Clinton!   At the same time you notice that the raging waters are
about to
> take her under forever.  You have two options: You can save the life
of
> Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning
photo,
> documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in
her
> mind, at least).
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> THE QUESTION:
>
> Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......
>
> Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
> classic simplicity of black and white?
>

First, no self respecting Cowboy would call himself a journalist.


Second, should You suffer a Witch to live?


What would Jesus do?


Inquiring minds want's ta know.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Color, it is much better for magazines! 

[litl rooster]

Color, it is much better for magazines! 

[Trinity]

First, no self respecting Cowboy would call himself a journalist.


Second, should You suffer a Witch to live?


What would Jesus do?


Inquiring minds want's ta know.

Jesus would probably recognize her as a sinner but still one of his father's creations and rescue her.

Stepping off of the pulpit now.


Color is great, but black and white wins all the awards.

[harycalahand]

  I don"t know but it seems to me all the mags have gone collor. As far as gobal warming fokes it snowed in Texas on Easter. Ah Al are yous sure?

[litl rooster]

I don"t know but it seems to me all the mags have gone collor. As far as gobal warming fokes it snowed in Texas on Easter. Ah Al are yous sure?

I see Uncle Al is not the only Democrat getting flack on his Power Bill.....Seems Mr Action Hero (Kerry) is also, however he and his wife are auditing their 5 homes and changing their light bulbs......Gee thanks John, we'll alll sleep better.

[Trinity]

Say what y'all want, but I never buttoned my coat once this entire winter.  It was much milder than normal here in Nofe Car'liner.

[Ozark Tracker]

so that's where all the global warming is taking place.  Nofe Car'liner