Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

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Ozark Tracker

#340
February 07, 2007, 06:58:57 PM
Quote from: Trinity on February 07, 2007, 05:50:40 PM
What?  No cousins? 


... and so begins the downfall of the house of Ozark Tracker.  Sad! :( :( :(



I'd better get busy,  I think I might have some of them distant cousins , over in Oklaahomy
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Lucky Irish Tom

#341
February 07, 2007, 07:03:53 PM
Quick O.T. adopt some fambly!  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Ozark Tracker

#342
February 07, 2007, 07:10:09 PM
 :o  ya mean I can adopt  :o :o ;D 
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#343
February 07, 2007, 07:12:44 PM
Well, adoption is not necessary in Arkansas, but you must be married to their mother.  The wife's approval is not required.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#344
February 07, 2007, 07:18:21 PM
I've hear'd tell they's a few wild women a little further back up the mountain.  if I can find a few extra Trinity, I'll put em on the bus and give em your name and address.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#345
February 07, 2007, 07:20:50 PM
Just tell them that I'll meet them at the depot.  No need for them to know where I live.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#346
February 07, 2007, 07:24:40 PM
Quote from: Trinity on February 07, 2007, 07:20:50 PM
Just tell them that I'll meet them at the depot.  No need for them to know where I live.


oh, ok,   they'll probably be a carrying knifes, so introduce yerself before you approach
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

#347
February 07, 2007, 07:33:45 PM
He might end up like a calf in another thread. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

#348
February 07, 2007, 07:35:41 PM
I just hope he don't stutter much when he's trying to get his name out.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#349
February 07, 2007, 09:14:35 PM
 :o :o :o

That's exactly the reason why I don't want them to know where I live!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#350
February 07, 2007, 09:20:23 PM
maybe I orta send em to the bus terminal the next town over and you could kinda drive by first, ya'd recognize em, they twin sisters, to that gal that litl rooster had the picture of a shooing that gun last night. ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#351
February 08, 2007, 03:48:12 PM
 ;D ;D :o ;D
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

#352
February 08, 2007, 04:10:14 PM
just off the campaign trail,


Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident,I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs". Several years ago a Woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on Into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President.
 
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Lucky Irish Tom

#353
February 08, 2007, 04:24:50 PM
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If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

litl rooster

#354
February 08, 2007, 04:35:40 PM
  DITTO
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#355
February 08, 2007, 08:16:27 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on February 07, 2007, 09:20:23 PM
maybe I orta send em to the bus terminal the next town over and you could kinda drive by first, ya'd recognize em, they twin sisters, to that gal that litl rooster had the picture of a shooing that gun last night. ;D

:o :o :o :o :o

I'm on my way out right now!~!!!!!!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#356
February 08, 2007, 08:29:06 PM
that gal was right cute out there a shooting her gun with black powder.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#357
February 08, 2007, 08:58:37 PM
Yes.  Yes she was.  I especially liked that smart outfit she was wearing. ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#358
February 08, 2007, 09:04:32 PM
very summerish,  let's the wind keep er cool ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#359
February 08, 2007, 09:21:36 PM
I could tell she's not one to waste time and effort on anything frivolous. ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson
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