Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Delmonico]

Delmonico reconizes him as 2nd Lt Flanders, a not as well know friend of Colonel Sanders.

[Trinity]

2nd Lt. Flanders begins handing out the colonel's leftover albums that didn't sell well during Christmas.

[Ozark Tracker]

has that one got that song that never quite caught on,  grandma got run over by a chicken

[Trinity]

Sad to say no, but I think that one is on this album.  Look how depressed he looks.  I think the song I'll have a blue christmas... if I have to keep singing this ****  is on this album too.

[Ozark Tracker]

I think maybe he's been hitting them secret herbs and maybe a few of them spices straight.

[Trinity]

You know... there were 12 secret herbs and spices at first.  Hmmm.  I guess he liked one so much that he never used it in his chicken.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean ta say he had his own secret recipe,  kinda like yours

[Trinity]

Nope.  Not like mine a'tall!

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean you don't marinate your steaks in your reciepe

[Trinity]

I marinate my steaks.  I don't smoke them.

[Ozark Tracker]

yer right  that could cause one of them smoker accidents,  or a bomb

[Trinity]

yer right  that could cause one of them smoker accidents,  or a bomb

Suddenly the DEA and ATF storm into the litl rooster campaign headquarters.  It seems that someone tipped them off about talk of drugs and alcohol and lots of guns.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico prints more bumber stickers:

Jack Booted Thugs For litl rooster

[litl rooster]

with additional bumber stickers loaded in the saddle bags.  America's cani-date for president takes to the road again.  This time to nations capitol....................

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean yer going down to Richmond

[litl rooster]

ya mean yer going down to Richmond

On his way to the capital... America's cani-date make a quick stop in Okie-home-a where he kicks a dead horse and whispers get up your causing me lose popularity here.

[Delmonico]

On his trip to Texas, Trinity hires a bunch of cam-pain workers and busses them back to Raggedass Virginny where they wait outside the cam-pain headquarters for instructions.

[litl rooster]

Opening the door of the bus..Litl rooster whistles for this guy and points to the above message

[Marshal harpoluke]

On his trip to Texas, Trinity hires a bunch of cam-pain workers and busses them back to Raggedass Virginny where they wait outside the cam-pain headquarters for instructions.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico pints up some more bumper stickers, Sheep Eatin' Wolves For litl rooster