Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[litl rooster]

I would not refuse a 28ga SxS present.

Litl Rooster fer President. A 28ga SxS in every home. 

Slim

   This canidate would never interfer with a man choice in firearms. But ya'll know him well enough that he is too much a warthog to have a 28 ga. laying around. However maybe Winchester or Beretta USA need a little bailout money and they can be corhersed into taking our old warn out powder burners in at inflated rate,(these will be melted down)  and along with some Guber'mint tax credits for the buying a more energy efficent model you can have a New twice pipe for next to nothing.    Causing a increase in manafacturing jobs at the plants. This would only be offered to legal US residents. legal = meaning legal to pocess a firearm and by citizenship.

   It's not the people's wealth I want to redistribute. However the some wealthy Politicians-Government employees- Lawmakers and Stockbrokers- Bankers should take warning. They may want to move to Mexico and start setting up some yard mowing business now. I haven't even started on the Pharmsutical companies yet.


    There will not be handouts to non citizens living in this country for any reason. Pregnant too bad. have your anchor in Salvador not here.  Taxpayers have enough burden without supporting illegal immagriants health and living expences. There will be limit amount of handouts for natural citizens of this country. Proof of burden will lie on the recipiant.

   Putting Americans back to work. is the priority. So NAFTA will be repealed, and higher tariffs on import goods wil be put into place. Strictly enforced. Wheat and grain surplus's will be sold for boulion or crude oil only.

  "Goex in every Pantry" was also a Metaphor.

[Delmonico]

   

  "Goex in every Pantry" was also a Metaphor.

What, don't go back on your promise now, metaphor in this case could now also be construed as a metaphor for BS.  I want my case of Goex.  Don't say "let them use Pyrodex,"  like the eat cake lady, heads could roll.

[Delmonico]

I would not refuse a 28ga SxS present.

Litl Rooster fer President. A 28ga SxS in every home. 

Slim

Perhaps since our canny-date seems less than enthused about 28 gauges, perhaps we should look under the trailer hitch of his pick-up and see if he has one of those false manhood extenders. 

If a check shows one, perhaps it would be better to break off and nominate Leo for President.  Notice our canny-date has not mentioned a VP yet either?

[Arcey]

Tax dem millionaires 'n billionaires makin' $250,000. a year. What about my powder?

[Arcey]

What about my potatoes?

[Delmonico]

What about my potatoes?

What color do you want?

[Arcey]

What color's cheap? I'll settle fer paisley.......

[Delmonico]

What color's cheap? I'll settle fer paisley.......

Ain't seen any of them, perhaps if he does get elected his Dept of Agra-culture could develop one.

[Leo Tanner]

I been prudent with ma Goex so I don't need none from the gooberment.  Only thing they owe me is the money I put inta social security.  As the Good Book says, "Eat your own bread".  How's that fer a slogan?

[Delmonico]

I been prudent with ma Goex so I don't need none from the gooberment.  Only thing they owe me is the money I put inta social security.  As the Good Book says, "Eat your own bread".  How's that fer a slogan?

Hmmm, The Little Red Hen could be worked into a cam-pain slogan.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Roo your opponents constitchy-ents is gathering in protest to your policies!

[litl rooster]

Ain't seen any of them, perhaps if he does get elected his Dept of Agra-culture could develop one.

Del did you look in the m'room cave

Roo your opponents constitchy-ents is gathering in protest to your policies!

Roo your opponents constitchy-ents is gathering in protest to your policies!

sorry you'd think by now they know all i was wanted was an intern in the oval office- use of a really cool airoplane- and a better retirement check.  you want change? fluff the cushions on the sofa


tonight i learned that obamer can't fix the economy in the next term, best he can do is 9 years. if that is like is troop withdrawl add a couple more to it.

[Steel Horse Bailey]

He can't fix it.  Period.  In ANY amount of time.


Great idea 'bout change, Roo!

(Off goes Bailey with the theme music from "The Ranger; the Cook; and a Hole In the Sky"  which he can't seem to get out of his head ...

[Delmonico]

litl rooster is bein' quiet, me wonders what is goin' on here, do we need to rethink this, no Goex yet here.

[Leo Tanner]

Buy yer own.  Ain't no free rides round here.

[Delmonico]

I like that, it's time for change.

[Leo Tanner]

Naw, Roo is the man fer the job.  I'll just take a cabinet post an a slightly smaller aeroplane. 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Won't be much left if'n we don't get the current occupant out of the big white mansion

[litl rooster]

I've already submit the petion to the election board here in the commonwealth to have Leo Tanner on the ballet.

[Delmonico]

We need to decide on a VP for him now.  Latest from Washington is things have gotten far worse that we thought there.