Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Texas Lawdog]

Vote Early and Vote often!

[litl rooster]

heck yeah they registered everybody who'd vote fer him.

does thyis mean we need to change the primary elections to the Primate's election?

[Texas Lawdog]

LR, That may have been the problem all along.

[litl rooster]

Yep it's hard to see the big picture with your eyes wide open

[Leo Tanner]

I'm tryin ta find the forrest but all these dang trees er in ma way.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

If a tree fell in the forest, would all the little creatures hear it?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Nope they all done been redistributed! 

[Texas Lawdog]

What would we do without the Department of the Interior!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I guess tha president's would have to decorate the White House theyownselves! 

[Ozark Tracker]

If a tree fell in the forest, would all the little creatures hear it?

don't know about that one, but we have photographic proof that it doesn't bother the bears

[litl rooster]

now that's funny

[Texas Lawdog]

Well, Now we have photographic proof that wild bears do crap in the woods.

[Leo Tanner]

Now all that remains ta be confirmed is whether er not a hobby horse has a hickory ****

That's a question ma Dad used ta always ask.


Leo

     

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, I hadn't seen many hobby horses lately to make that observation.

[Leo Tanner]

First time I ever heard him swear (and one of the few) was sayin that.  I thought I'd get in trouble fer laughin.
It's hard ta be a young boy and keep a straight face when ya hear somethin like that.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Yea, I guess you're right.

[Leo Tanner]

Was gonna put this over in the music thread, but figguered this was place it belonged.
     Roo could consider it fer 2012.  Might make enough folks nervous enough ta pay attention.

I don't like instant ice tea
And I aint crazy about dollar a gallon self service gasoline
And they nearly broke me with the high price of beef
And the funny thing is they think their putting this over on me

I've always been an upstanding citizen
But I am getting fed up now my friends
And if you don't understand what I've said
I'm tired of being Johnny B Good and I'm
Gonna be Johnny Reb

Yeah I'm gonna be Johnny Reb
'Cause I don't believe everything I've seen and read
And I work like hell just to keep a roof and a bed
I'm tired of being Johnny B Good and I'm
Gonna be Johnny Reb

This country's gettin' in a kinda bad shape
When the gasoline profits are up, up and away
And I can barely live on my take home pay
There's a whole lot of people that agree to what I say
Don't tell me to ride a bus and turn down my thermostat
When yer all runnin' around in jets and cadillacs

Well I can't take this lying down
We gotta try and fight back 'till they believe what we said
We're tired of being Johnny B Good and we
Gotta be Johnny Rebs

Yeah we gonna be Johnny Rebs
'Cause we don't believe everything we've seen and read
And we work like hell just to keep a roof and a bed
We're tired of being Johnny B Good and we
Gotta be Johnny Rebs

We're Tired of being Johnny B Good and we
Gotta be Johnny Rebs

[litl rooster]

it's kind of late for that one,  Johnny Reb should have debated Joe the Plumber

[Leo Tanner]

it's kind of late for that one

     That's the kind of nay saying that gets ya one foot in the grave.  Ya gotta move forward man.
After Obama's done the new Merrican flag will be a white Tshirt tied ta a stick.  I'm only sayin this cause I care.
     Oh, an I heard that song fer the frst time taday in years   That had somethin ta do with it too.


Leo

[litl rooster]

     That's the kind of nay saying that gets ya one foot in the grave.  Ya gotta move forward man.
After Obama's done the new Merrican flag will be a white Tshirt tied ta a stick.  I'm only sayin this cause I care.
     Oh, an I heard that song fer the frst time taday in years   That had somethin ta do with it too.


Leo

I ain't werried about a white flag yet seems the phrench bought up all surplus white materials years ago.