Coming soon...

[Ozark Tracker]

see thar we already got some good'ens coming in

litl rooster will be proud when he sees we been working on the campaign

[Delmonico]

"llitl rooster, a Canny-Date to Crow About."

[litl rooster]

Is Pea-Eye gonna be your runnin' mate?

Only when I need to make a git away






>makes note to call Bill O Reilly<

[Arcey]

Oh brother....................................

[Delmonico]

Delmonico as the cam-pain manager gets litl rooser over by him-self and says "Arey might make a good runnin' mate."

[litl rooster]

Delmonico as the cam-pain manager gets litl rooser over by him-self and says "Arey might make a good runnin' mate."

You might be on to something, he could use his connections to people that know some people.   Then get all the *poop* we need to sling about the other canidates...

I've also asked Trinity to be my speach writer.....................Now is that name Mucowi or Muhcawi?

[Trinity]

I am a bit hesitant to join this campaign.  A photograph has just been dlivered to my office at the Trinityland HOOTERS showing litl rooster and his new running mate.  He seems a bit happy too.

[Ozark Tracker]

A  CNN van arrives at litl roosters barn and starts setting up their camera and asking questions of co-workers on the farm.

[Trinity]

Rush Limbaugh devotes five shows to the degredation and slandering of litl rooster.

[Ozark Tracker]

Jerry Springer calls and says he can still come on his show if he don't mind being on with the fellar that taught his dog ta shake hands

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster takes a chance and announces that Hiliary had tried to get him drunk and seduce him while he was a walking ta church and helping old ladies across the streets on the way.

[Trinity]

While on the Jerry Springer Show, litl rooster refuses to shake the dogs paw and becomes public enemy number one amd no one believes his story about walking to church and helping old ladies.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster calls Oprah,  she don't like Hiliary anyhow so she has him on her show and endorses him for president if she can be  a dip lo mat for some of her charities.

[Trinity]

But then she remembers that he wouldn't shake the dogs paw, so she kicks him off the show, while live.

[Delmonico]

I, as cam-pain manager will do all I can to make this work, for now I will give litl rooster the same advice that was given Abe Lincoln in 1860, "Stay home and lay low, don't talk to anyone."

[Trinity]

Soon Rush Limbaugh is telling everybody that litl rooster has ordered a hit on the hand shaking dog.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster heads fer the cave to make more campaign plans and figure a way outa this mess.

[litl rooster]

litl rooster heads fer the cave to make more campaign plans and figure a way outa this mess.

mumbling to hisownself in cave< *frikken Rush, after I helped him find a new housekeeper............and the fella werkers finally learned inglesh overnite*


Note to Del, send Rush's housekeeper some more Oxycotin, then call the dogs at CNN and send them there.

[Trinity]

The next day Rush can be seen on CNN still strung out and shouting at the cameras that his housekeepers are space aliens, not illegal aliens.

[Ozark Tracker]

After seeing Rush on CNN the DEA raids his show taking all his guests into custody,  Hiliary being one of them is charged with supplying drugs to Rush and CNN starts hounding her.