Tall Tales Rehab

Trinity · November 13, 2006, 06:46:14 PM

Day after? I was there on Halloween and the teenagers were already putting out the Christmas stuff. Heck, I worked at a department store many moons ago and in September they put out the cheapest of the cheap crap at our registers. I had to hear all the customers complaining from September until Thanksgiving.

Ozark Tracker · November 13, 2006, 07:22:36 PM

We've already got folks with their Christmas lights up and burning. down ta Wal-Mart they got up all kinds of signs that say Merry Christmas.

Trinity · November 13, 2006, 07:44:19 PM

According to the powers that be at Wal-Mart, that's allowed this year.

Ozark Tracker · November 13, 2006, 07:49:21 PM

yeah, they had it on the news the other night, the main headquarters of Wal-Mart at Bentonville Ar was putting up Merry Christmas this year.

Delmonico · July 24, 2007, 07:20:59 PM

Delmonico goes to the desk and says, "I need help, I keep seein' flamin' sheep."

Trinity · July 24, 2007, 07:37:47 PM

Suddenly, one splats on the doorstep to the Tall Tales Rehab. Ugly hissing and sputtering sounds are coming from the burning ball of fluff.

Delmonico · July 24, 2007, 07:41:34 PM

After the fire dept. puts it out and the tankage truck leaves with the remains, there is a ugly greasy spot on the doorstep. Delmonico puts a bag of kittly litter on the stain.

Forty Rod · July 24, 2007, 08:14:58 PM

And Trinity's cat promptly shows up to put it to its intended use.

Silver Creek Slim · July 24, 2007, 08:27:51 PM

Ya know that grease spot will never come out.

Trinity · July 24, 2007, 08:47:07 PM

And now there's another spot...

Delmonico · July 24, 2007, 09:10:07 PM

Might have to get another step.

Trinity · July 24, 2007, 09:40:21 PM

Better make it two more... some folks won't like a thirteenth step.

Sod Buster · July 27, 2007, 06:10:54 PM

Sod Buster offers his "14 Steps to Spectacular Squash" cookbook for your crockpot.

Trinity · July 27, 2007, 10:04:27 PM

Trinity Side Steps around the new book.

Delmonico · July 28, 2007, 10:50:10 PM

Trinity · July 29, 2007, 09:53:13 AM

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

Four-Eyed Buck · July 29, 2007, 12:08:31 PM

Now I get it, that's one of those Z things.................Buck

Delmonico · July 29, 2007, 01:47:54 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on July 28, 2007, 10:50:10 PM

Quote from: Trinity on July 29, 2007, 09:53:13 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on July 29, 2007, 12:08:31 PM
Now I get it, that's one of those Z things.................Buck

A muntant one that escaped from the Newbrassky thread, this one's all Trinity's fault, not Slim's.

Trinity · July 29, 2007, 06:40:50 PM

That one looks like it's been eating pastelblueberries.

Sod Buster · July 30, 2007, 07:41:55 PM

Pass me some pills....I don't care what kind....
I am seeing things.....
<shudder>