Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .

[El Peludo]

Miz Calamity, it's real nice to hear from you, again.  I was thinkin' 'bout checkin' your web site just the other day, to see if you were still a kickin', or hadn't broke sumpthin.  Have whatever you want; I'll buy.

Chance writes:

Me bein' kinda new here I gotta wonder why all you guys is treetin' this here purty lady like she's some kinda criminal or sumthin. Do you know somethin I don't?

Key words, here, Chance are -OR SUMTHIN".

Yep, she's sumthin', all right.

[Calamity Jane]

Key words, here, Chance are -OR SUMTHIN".

Yep, she's sumthin', all right.

C.J. grabs El by the lapels and snarls in his face "Maybe ya oughtta be explainin' 'or sumthin' feller!"

[Bucksaw]

It ain't so much 'at Calamity Jane ain't afraid o' nuthin' - it's 'at 'most ever'thin' is afraid o' her!

You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???

[Stump Water]

Yawn

Mornin' Calam,

Slides jug over

[Tensleep]

Howdy Janey 

Ya been gone sum'ers? 

[Marshal harpoluke]

You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???

Yep,  Ah has a Cannon too!  N My shotgun is a 10ga.

In fairness to Clamey, She's One of Da Guy's.

Marshal Who ducks swat again.

[Forty Rod]

The only things that ain't afraid of Calam are extinct now.

[Ozark Iron John]

Mornin' Ma'am.

How's thangs up there in the Great White North?  Shot yer cannon lately?

[Frenchie]

You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???

If there is, it's 'cause it ain't heard of her yet. Either that, or it figures it might stand an even chance, like the 1st Armored Division or the US Marine Corps, but that's only 'cause their training tells them they can whip all Hell. What they don't know is, Hell is afraid of CJ! 

[W. Cyrus Tolman]

... Cyrus tips his hat ...

Nice to meet you, CJ, I'm Cyrus.

[El Peludo]

C.J. grabs El by the lapels and snarls in his face "Maybe ya oughtta be explainin' 'or sumthin' feller!"

Uh, Er-r, gulp;  Chance said that ("or sumthin"), not me.  All I said was that you really are sumpthin' - like WOW!!!!

[Frenchie]

Good answer, Hairy Man; you may survive this encounter, with only severe bruising and a minimum of broken bones. 

[Greeenriver]

Hi, Calam, good ta see ya aain!!!  How's Burtha doing??  Got snow up  there yet??  (Snicker, snicker)


Here, have a drink of this, don't know just what it is, but it's got a bite to it.  That guy down there by the end of the bar, the one with the purple face that ain't breathing no more, he tried it and didn't like it too good, but I've had about half a bottle and it gets better with every drink.  Don't mind the rattlesnake head in the bottom, it's just for flavor.

Greeenriver

[Calamity Jane]

Keep snivellin El, I'm startin ta feel sorry fer ya 

Rattlesnake head? Wonder if that's the one what bit me last week 'n' died 

[Camille Eonich]

Shoulda known when I heard all the commotion that SHE was somehow involved.  As if the smell weren't enough to give it away.


*Throws CJ a full jug*


Now stay away from the Still CJ.  You know nothin' any good ever comes of you gettin' close to it.



And take them dadblammed skates off and put yer boots and spurs back on.  You just look dang ODD in them things.

[Calamity Jane]

You mean them thangs?



I'll keep 'em on thankee - oughtta see what they kin do in a bar fight! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim backs away from Calam. 

[El Peludo]

Ohh, this is probably gonna hurt - some.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 



Vicious!

[Calamity Jane]

. . . never knew a pair of 10" blades could be so much fun! And so verstile