Tall Tales Group Therapy

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Delmonico

#700
August 08, 2009, 05:47:00 PM
With every one being depressed in te coffee and grub thread I declair the Tall Tales Group Theapy thread re-opened.  Come get yer pilss, lay om the couch and talk about it.  Then everyone form a circle and hold hands. ::)

(No I ain't sittin' by Leo, Texas Lawdag has to, they started the mess with their family squabblin, in the Too Quiet thread. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#701
August 08, 2009, 06:10:22 PM
I'll have some of the yellar and pink pills.
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Ozark Tracker

#702
August 08, 2009, 06:34:23 PM
just ask Alice  ::)
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Leo Tanner

#703
August 08, 2009, 06:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 08, 2009, 06:34:23 PM
just ask Alice  ::)

But ya gotta wait till she's 10 feet tall.  Everyone say Grace.
That was perty slick of me.

Uh, where's the rim shot?  Gotta fire that dern drummer.

Nows here how it is...




Yeah I coulda done the Blazing Saddles one but this is the real deal.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Sod Buster

#704
August 08, 2009, 08:37:15 PM
I'll have some little blue pills please.

No..not THAT "little blue pill"...the other one.....oxycodone
SASS #49789L, NCOWS #2493, RATS #122, WARTHOGS, SBSS, SCORRS, STORM #287
ROII, NRA RSO, NRA Benefactor, VSSA Life

Delmonico

#705
August 08, 2009, 08:43:05 PM
Quote from: Sod Buster on August 08, 2009, 08:37:15 PM
I'll have some little blue pills please.

No..not THAT "little blue pill"...the other one.....oxycodone

"Now as seen on TV, ;D  buy a large perscription of oxycodone and get a snort of cocane fer free." ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#706
August 08, 2009, 09:15:25 PM
I don't need to take any more pills, as it is, I currently take 5 different ones each day.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Silver Creek Slim

#707
August 08, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#708
August 08, 2009, 09:43:34 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 08, 2009, 09:39:06 PM


Paging Leo, paging Leo, you are wanted for mistreatment treatment. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#709
August 08, 2009, 11:11:48 PM
y'll better hang on to them pills...it's bad enough havin'  primer and bacon shortage
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#710
August 08, 2009, 11:58:14 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on August 08, 2009, 11:11:48 PM
y'll better hang on to them pills...it's bad enough havin'  primer and bacon shortage

There is also a shortage of Timberland boots with titanium safety toes, just in case you didn't know it.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#711
August 09, 2009, 01:04:49 AM
Ok, showin a pitcher of nurse Rat... Ratchet was uncalled fer.

Ken Keasey would be proud but I don't need her.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Lucky Irish Tom

#712
August 09, 2009, 07:07:08 AM
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you smal, but the ones that Del gives you will have you running down the hall. (Castor Oil pills)
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Silver Creek Slim

#713
August 09, 2009, 08:48:03 AM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on August 09, 2009, 01:04:49 AM
Ok, showin a pitcher of nurse Rat... Ratchet was uncalled fer.

Ken Keasey would be proud but I don't need her.
;D ;D ;D ;D

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#714
August 09, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.  ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

#715
August 09, 2009, 10:21:43 AM
Say the magic word and a little bird will drop down and give you a pill.
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Leo Tanner

#716
August 09, 2009, 10:59:24 AM
Now we got the frikkin Marx Brothers in here.  I think you all are tryin ta drive me insane.  Oh, I already am.  You bet yer life.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#717
August 09, 2009, 12:50:18 PM
Delmonico writes a Rx for Leo for a pill:

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#718
August 09, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 08, 2009, 09:39:06 PM


That woman still just scares the bejabbers out of me.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#719
August 09, 2009, 02:05:14 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on August 09, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
That woman still just scares the bejabbers out of me.

As well she should. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.
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