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Delmonico

#580
November 01, 2008, 03:22:33 PM
Alice takes a delivery of 2 quarts of Tabasco sauce and prepares to give Leo a lesson he'll never forget for not doin' his homework and kinowin' who Hoppy was. ;D



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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#581
November 01, 2008, 04:02:11 PM
Don't wanna confuse ya, but see the November thread.

      Leo seizes the bag from Alice after finding out who Hoppy is.  He feels foolish fer thinkin it were a childs progam and redeems his self by huntin down Barney the dinosaur an usin it on him.  He then removes his hat and begs fergiveness of the old Legend.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#582
November 01, 2008, 04:45:47 PM
I sent him to his room and I'm thinkin' about disownin' him.
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Delmonico

#583
November 01, 2008, 04:49:14 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 01, 2008, 04:45:47 PM
I sent him to his room and I'm thinkin' about disownin' him.

That might be a good idea, either that or just bring him to Newbrassky and drop him off at a hospital. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#584
November 01, 2008, 04:53:12 PM
Woooo! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hoppalong Cassaidy!
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Delmonico

#585
November 01, 2008, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 01, 2008, 04:45:47 PM
I sent him to his room and I'm thinkin' about disownin' him.

Could try him out on this a bit and see if he straghtens out. ;D

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#586
November 01, 2008, 05:18:47 PM
The Rack, The Gibbit, or maybe burnin' at the Stake!
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Four-Eyed Buck

#587
November 01, 2008, 05:20:20 PM
That rack might help my poor achin' back, Del ::) :o 8)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Texas Lawdog

#588
November 01, 2008, 05:27:07 PM
Needs to used only by qualified personnel.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#589
November 01, 2008, 05:37:16 PM
Disown me Pop?  How could ya?  You're here ta teach an guide me, not throw me out. :'(

     Heyyyyyyy, now that's a comfy lookin bed.  Think I'll have a nap.


Leo


"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#590
November 01, 2008, 06:17:11 PM
I am sorely disappointed in you, Leo.  I have alot of friends here and I'm embarresed.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#591
November 01, 2008, 06:39:49 PM
Well I guess it's good that we're here in therapy tagether.
     Mebbe we'll get lucky an Rex Allen will be our doc.  Don't know if he has a degree in head shrinkin, but he always has wise things ta say.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#592
November 01, 2008, 07:51:05 PM
Leo,  I think we're gonna have problems gettin' Rex, considerin' he's been dead at least 10 years.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Ozark Tracker

#593
November 01, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
probably shoulda tried him last night.  :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

#594
November 01, 2008, 07:58:09 PM
Maybe Rex Jr. is available.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#595
November 01, 2008, 08:42:03 PM
That's OK, I see dead people.  One of the reasons I'm here ta begin with.
     Guess I kinda got a sixth sense.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Ozark Tracker

#596
November 01, 2008, 08:44:34 PM
are ya a medium or medium rare  ;)
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

#597
November 02, 2008, 03:29:19 AM
Can't do Rare, Can't stand the sight of Blood.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#598
November 03, 2008, 09:24:20 PM
Wife says I'm "well done", but she's jus tryin ta flatter me ;)
     I wouldn't count maself more than medium well.  I could drop a few pounds an a shave.

Can I have a pill now?  The kind ya swaller, not Del's kind. :o


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#599
November 04, 2008, 04:18:49 AM
Prescription Drug Abuse?   Medium Well is good.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?
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