Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Delmonico]

Same reason they like fake fur and animal print fabrics.

Cause they are a bunch of fakes.    BTW if you don't eat meat how do you know what meat tastes like?

BTW these folks are not useless, despite what many of you think.  Remember most the animals we eat are moslty if not fully veg-i-tear-ions.  So always travel by plane and ship or in large widerness areas with one.  There are reasons for this from a suvival stand point.

1. Any meat food belongs to you, don't let them eat it, make them stand up for there principals.

2. You are meat, they most likely will not turn cannibal on you, you can sleep well at night.

3.  They will stay up at night and guard the camp, just to make sure you don't turn cannibal.

[Trinity]

I think it's just wrong, don't you think?

That's just the answer that one would give.  Not enough imagination...

Del if its so bad to eat meat why does the PB PIA an his buddies try to get their non-meat products to taste like meat? 

It's because the desire to eat meat is there.  They just feel so strongly that because we are all animals, we shouldn't be eating one another.  Since most (not all) of the Vegans are not very religious, what are they worried about if we partake in a little "cannibalism".   

Remember, it's a decision.  The vast majority were not born into it, although today more people are raising their kids in a vegan/vegetarian lifestyle.  Some are even trying to raise their pets in such a manner.  Go to some of the pet boards.  I have read many discussions by pet owners who are trying to find meatless alternatives and the counter discussions pointing out that the pet NEEDS meat and what can go wrong if they don't get it.  I feel sorry for the pets whose owners don't heed the warnings.

As I said, it's a decision and I respect it.  I just ask for the same in return.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Awright TLD come on in, grab a couple ah pills from the bowl an lie down on tha couch!

Now just when did you start to have these strange visions of Trinity! 

[litl rooster]

Right after the tofu-rkey

[Ozark Tracker]

probably turned before he ate it.  maybe one of the yellow pills would help.

[Texas Lawdog]

I spent 2 days in a Native-American sweat lodge and smoked some mescaline to see the great spirits better.

[Leo Tanner]

Don't tell me Trinity is one of the Great Spirits.
     I don't think I could handle that.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I was speakin' of the Great Spirits in general. I see lots a visions after the mescaline.

[Ozark Tracker]

well ain't ya been watchin TV,  ta hear tell the great sprit's presidential ad's been on every station,  he's gonna save the world, don't ya know. 

[Texas Lawdog]

OT, I musta missed that one too.  I've seen a lot of visions, and he ain't in none of them.

[Ozark Tracker]

I think if ya start seein him,  then it's called a nightmare.

[Delmonico]

OT, I musta missed that one too.  I've seen a lot of visions, and he ain't in none of them.

[Texas Lawdog]

MY EYES!  MY EYES!

[Leo Tanner]

There is a whole channel on Dish that shows that Obamma ad over and over.
     Funny thing is, I never woulda known 'bout it 'cept fer I cancelled the service and Lil says, "hey we still got TV".
Someone spent more money that I can even envision to do this.  The company shut 'er down like I asked, but left that one channel goin.  Now I'm extra glad I canned dish.  I could use a word here that is relative ta "women of ill repute" in regaurds ta the execs of that company, but the therapist don't like swearin'.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I thought will all the liberal politics in California, the Demos figger they got it made.

[Delmonico]

MY EYES!  MY EYES!

Alice comes to give Texas Law Dog some anti-hall-yloose-e-gen-ic medicine.

[Texas Lawdog]

MY BUTT!   MY BUTT!

[Leo Tanner]

I hope Del's picture don't depict "actual size".


Leo

[Delmonico]

No, the picture has been reduced in size, otherwise it won't fit on some screens.

[Texas Lawdog]

ZING!  What a FEELING!