Tall Tales Group Therapy

[harycalahand]

  Now ya tell me after I wez half way thru the bottle!  Well ifn she wernt no Hal (what ever that is you sed) and she  aint real what be she?  And by the way aint no one going to use his feet in that thair area (jest m
amite painful). I know Trinity can read he had this here magizine  long page    in the middle though and he were looking real close like.

[harycalahand]

Ya take a few pills ment fer other peoples all sudden like it gets real lonely here in therapy hey guies I didn't mean it. Afer all oh well Gardo NIC TOE BARABUS.

[litl rooster]

Ya take a few pills ment fer other peoples all sudden like it gets real lonely here in therapy hey guies I didn't mean it. Afer all oh well Gardo NIC TOE BARABUS.

Heck, you never no when one of us will relapse....and need to find the cure again

[harycalahand]

ya   got a point there well I guess I'll keep the coffee cold and the tea hot or somthin like that.

[Delmonico]

Don't worry litl rooster, if we need them pills he took I can just serve ya stewed prunes, he ate all the laxatives we had.

[harycalahand]

  :oNow ya tell me! Which a way to da OUTHOUSE> ::)TOO LATE.

[litl rooster]

got the good one too....did enny one put a new cady log in the privy?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Yep!  Tha big Sears one.

[Sod Buster]

I always just use some old corn cobs.  Snuffy Smith sez they is the best anyways.

[harycalahand]

I agree with Snuffy, them paper cuts can be murder. When you live in plum far  thats plum out in the country as far away from town as you can get it's best after all them cat a logs don't come that often.

[harycalahand]

  Happy Turkey day to one and all even VEGANS what ever they are.

[Forty Rod]

Uh....turkeys are Vegans ain't they?

[Delmonico]

Uh....turkeys ar Vegans ain't they?

Naw, they eat bug, lizards and even a rattlesnake from time to time, I've been told they are as good as Gus's pigs on keepin' snakes out of yer yard.

[Ozark Tracker]

I've seen a snake get into the turkey houses here, if he don't get out as soon as he has a chance, the turkeys will kill him and eat him within just a little bit.
If you ever find a live snake in the turkey house he'll be up off the ground on something.
our fieldman always looks up whenever he goes into the houses, he had one hang down in front of him a few years back,  he's still a little jumpy.

[Trinity]

What?  Dang murderous Turkeys!


Someone please offer me a reasonable excuse why it's OK for animals to eat other animals, but we shouldn't?  I am always interested in hearing reasonable, logical alternatives that counter my beliefs.  Otherwise, I'll never learn anything new. 

Disclaimer: "Because it's wrong." or anything that includes "I think / don't think" do not constitute reasonable or logical.

[litl rooster]

I think it's just wrong, don't you think?

[Delmonico]

Well if that ain't a danged dumb question.

The reason it is wrong is some loud mouthed PIA has it in their little Pea Brain that it is wrong so they will spend the rest of their lives trying to convince everyone else that what the PB PIA does is right and anyone who does different is wrong.  Gee Whiz, I thought everyone knew that.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del if its so bad to eat meat why does the PB PIA an his buddies try to get their non-meat products to taste like meat? 

[Delmonico]

Del if its so bad to eat meat why does the PB PIA an his buddies try to get their non-meat products to taste like meat? 

I've wondered that for years.

[Forty Rod]

Hooray for tofurkey.

Same reason they like fake fur and animal print fabrics.