Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Trinity]

"Y'awll foun' a nadle yet?  Ah gots theeyus..."

[Ozark Tracker]

ya better watch about loaning out yer toothpick,  you might get ta go to the BBQ place this week sometime

[Trinity]

"Oooh!  Yeah, yer raht!  Kain' loan 'er out, so jes give him somma theeyum pank peeyuls."

[litl rooster]

the pink ones wih stripes

[Trinity]

"Yep, theeyum.  Sherlene been wantin' tha cabin ree-deco-rated."

[Sod Buster]

Suddenly a Candy striper arrives and delivers the pink & white "candy stripe" pills to Trinity.
<<Trinity - check your PM>>

[Ozark Tracker]

you whoooooo

[Trinity]

"   Uhhhhh, Ah'll take Sod Buster's candystriper enstayud."

[Sod Buster]

"   Uhhhhh, Ah'll take Sod Buster's candystriper enstayud."

She's a cutie!

[Delmonico]

Ahhh, Sodbuster, you might want to delte the history of that site you got that from, just in case the vice squad shows up.   Rumor is she is not over 18.

[Trinity]

Ahhh, Sodbuster, you might want to delte the history of that site you got that from, just in case the vice squad shows up.   Rumor is she is not over 18.

Shooot.  She's way too old.  Why, I'll bet she's 20!

[Sod Buster]

She is over 20 and an author.  Read this for therapy <--on topic!

[Trinity]

Hmm.  Looks like a good read.

[litl rooster]

z  Trinity we'd didn't know you could read too.....  Now you'll hve to buy yer brother Forty's new book

[harycalahand]

Shoot ifn it would get that lil gal back id even take one of them big red and yeller pills, Please tell me she wernt no E-Loo-Shin. She were real wernt she?

[litl rooster]

the red and yallar ones ain't for taken....well I mean fer swallen....They's supozeeetorraies...You know insert other end....May have to call Bambino for assistance

[Trinity]

z  Trinity we'd didn't know you could read too.....  Now you'll hve to buy yer brother Forty's new book

"That feller what tahps mah werds in this box can rade.  He let's me lookit tha pictures, though.  He done raid ol' Fotey's book."

Shoot ifn it would get that lil gal back id even take one of them big red and yeller pills, Please tell me she wernt no E-Loo-Shin. She were real wernt she?

"Naw, she weren't no hallucimination, but she ain' rale neither."

the red and yallar ones ain't for taken....well I mean fer swallen....They's supozeeetorraies...You know insert other end....May have to call Bambino for assistance

"He don' wan' ol' Bambino ta hailp with insertin' them thangs.  He uses his feets!"

[litl rooster]

"He don' wan' ol' Bambino ta hailp with insertin' them thangs.  He uses his feets!"

   His werk is ledgendary

[Bambino]

"Did someone say my name?"

[Delmonico]

They's supozeeetorraies...

I've tried them, they don't help nuthin' might as well stick em up my butt for all the good they do.