Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't think so,  leastwise they wouldn't accuse us of it.

[litl rooster]

Just asked one here, she said put that stuff away before one of us get hurt.

[Delmonico]

Wonder where he found one?

[Ozark Tracker]

Well it was a  "SHE"  so we could have some pretty good guesses

[litl rooster]

  Yep the mean Redheaded shotgun toting lady made me put my toys up.

[Ozark Tracker]

  Yep the mean Redheaded shotgun toting lady made me put my toys up.

ding darn double dang,  had to put up the toys.

[Trinity]

"Dag-nabbit!  If'n she wasn't mah teacher... an' a lady, Ah'd tail miss Montanner jus what Ah thank of that!"

[litl rooster]

"Dag-nabbit!  If'n she wasn't mah teacher... an' a lady, Ah'd tail miss Montanner jus what Ah thank of that!"

don't do that she'd wack me fer known' ya

[Lucky Irish Tom]

She's gonna whack ya fer knowin im ennyhow lR!

[Delmonico]

A customer comes in, he's lookin' for a present for his uncle who owns a ranch, asks Delmonico what would be a good one.  Delmonico suggests one or more silk bandannas.  Fella looks at Delmonico and says, "I just don't now if he'd like one."

After the customer leaves Delmonico goes to the Group Therapy thread and looks for any kind of pill he can find and sits in the corner again.

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[Ozark Tracker]

I'll take one of them $49.98 colts with a box of shells and one of them silk bandanna's and do you carry real cowboy hats.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya know one of them Tom Mix hats, like in the movies

[Delmonico]

What size?  I carry the Stetson Tom Mix.

[Ozark Tracker]

Is it the one like this one.

[Delmonico]

Like this.

[Sod Buster]

A customer comes in, he's lookin' for a present for his uncle who owns a ranch, asks Delmonico what would be a good one.  Delmonico suggests one or more silk bandannas.  Fella looks at Delmonico and says, "I just don't now if he'd like one."

Mebbe you shoulda suggested a necktie made from barbed wire.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Only if his outfit is a reddish brown, gotta keep co-ordinated ya know...........Buck

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Mebbe you shoulda suggested a necktie made from barbed wire.

That's bob wahr Soddy! 

[litl rooster]

laughs at Del's rant......................specially them silk bandana's with them things that look like they's under a microscope.

[Trinity]

I wanna hat with a GUS crease.  That's the original cowboy hat, don't you know?