Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Trinity]

"Wait!   Ohhhhh.  Too late.  He done et somma them yaller an' grain polky dot ones too."

[Delmonico]

Slim walks around in a daze singin'

"This is the dawning of the age of asparagus."

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim starts a dancing around the room, then goes out the door into the yard a looking fer the garden.

[Sod Buster]

Slim walks around in a daze singin'

"This is the dawning of the age of asparagus."

Sod Buster smiles.    That's my kinda song.   

[Trinity]

Slim walks around in a daze singin'

"This is the dawning of the age of asparagus."

"Gawd, Ah hope NOT!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinty peers out the winder to make sure asparagus ain't growing everywhere

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in and says, "ya ever get a song stuck in yer head, never push repeat on the CD Player and then ferget how to un-repeat."
Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

Singing we seek the soul, of all that is good
We come bearing corn, water and wood
Stop and behold, all that is good
Give thanks for the corn, water and wood

[litl rooster]

ut oh Trinity's recipe secret is out

[Ozark Tracker]

I guess it's good it's a short list, he'd a fergot if it hadn't been. 

[Trinity]

"What is you tawkin' 'bout?  That leeust is long.  Awl Ah could 'member was the cone!  Thankee Dail fer ree-mindin' me."

[Ozark Tracker]

well now that ya got the list, don't just stand there, make us up some Christmas Cheer.

[Trinity]

"Tha kettle is a bubblin' as we speak.  Sherlene is keepin' watch over it fer us."

[Delmonico]

Alice comes by and throws a bunch of yaller pills in the pot.

[Trinity]

Suddenly the pot boils over and everyone in the room is in a glass-eyed daze.

[Ozark Tracker]

what ya reckon them yaller pills got in em.

[Delmonico]

Sodium Silacate.

[litl rooster]

Sodium Silacate.

Litl' Rooster walks in and gathers them up and takes them to the "Cave"  been looking all over for some

[Trinity]

"Whatcha gonna do wifem?"

[Ozark Tracker]

ya better stand back from that,  I know you can only use them under  A-dult  surpervision

[Trinity]

"Anybody in hair a Ay-dult?"