Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Ozark Tracker]

some of them songs a'll get on yer nerves sometimes,  good thing ya had the right pills to take care of it.

[Delmonico]

Just hope I don't here the "Rusty Chevolet" or "The Here's Your Sign Christmas"   and if I here The Chipmuks I'm not reponsible for what happens, one time it involved firearms.   I stole my Ex-Wife's Chipmunks Christmas tape, took it out and shot it, did more good than any pill.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I heared that those DVD thingys make challenging targets, too, Del. Try to put one through the hole in the middle..............

[Trinity]

"Hey guys!  I got a new CD for Christmas.  Here, lemme play it."



(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
-Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
-Okay!
Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
-OKAY!!!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Simon.
-Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!
-OKAY.)

Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[chipmunk chatter]
Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.
Simon will you cut that out? Boys...)

[Ozark Tracker]

ya reckon ya could burn one of those CD's fer Del to use at work and home 

[Delmonico]

I gots coal oil out in the shed, I could burn one, send me the original.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in and sits in the corner and whimpers.  "One on the Colts SAA and one on the 73 Winny, both with in 5 minutes.  Oh and BTW I don't carry any Buscadero holsters and if I did I doubt I would have one for a Model 19 S&W."

[Arcey]

Kept the stuff for the Ks.  Thems always been my favorites.  Whutcha need, duty er concealment?

[Delmonico]

This fella wanted a Buscadaro, bet ya don't have on a them.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Takes all kinds

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[litl rooster]

Harpo

  This is Group therapy do you have something to share?   Get it off your chest ya might feel better
































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[Marshal harpoluke]

Harpo

  This is Group therapy do you have something to share?   Get it off your chest ya might feel better
































Remember vote for Litl' Rooster for President

Ah Jes Kain't understand why dem dar Doony Goonies wants to destroy our US of A:(


Kinda makes Me want to go Out N Kill Somethin

[Trinity]

Well, I think that is not a topic for this thread to tackle.  In fact, I don't think there is a person alive that can explain the concept of hate in rational terms, not even those that are filled with it.

[litl rooster]

 Trinity, is right about topic....However harpo now don't you feel better getting that out in the open?  Here take one of the plaid pills






















the new and improved- kinder- gentler Litl' Rooster for President

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim runs by grabbing some pills.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Trinity, is right about topic....However harpo now don't you feel better getting that out in the open?  Here take one of the plaid pills


























the new and improved- kinder- gentler Litl' Rooster for President

Thanks LR, Don't mind if Ah Do.

[Delmonico]

As Slim swallows his pills he realizes he got the large blue cubical kind.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim stands in the corner sounding like a cat hackin' up a hairball. 

[Ozark Tracker]

but too late,  Slim starts off on a physo-a-delic trip   (hopefully a round trip)


When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!