Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Trinity]

I thought Indiana was North of the Ozark's

I was thinking of my birthstate of Missississississippi and her neighbor, Alabama.

You forgot to mention that I feed him cornbread after all the little children take him for a ride....he loves cornbread (for the southern voters) and donuts (for the men in Blue) 

I'm a southerner, but I sure do like me some doughnuts!  Please strike that stereotype from the record.

[litl rooster]

I'm southern also and like donuts.......I am trying to appeal to a broader spectrum of the voters.............. Here....Try the jelly filled they are good.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya got jellly donuts,  you bringing out the big gun campaign tatics already.

[Sod Buster]

ya got jellly donuts,  you bringing out the big gun campaign tatics already.

If'n I had my camera yersterday, you would be seein' a pic of Litl Rooster being kind to dogs (black lab dog for Del).

[Trinity]

If'n I had my camera yersterday, you would be seein' a pic of Litl Rooster being kind to dogs (black lab dog for Del).

He's just doing that because of the things Rush said about him because he wouldn't shake that dog's hand on Letterman.

I'm southern also and like donuts.......I am trying to appeal to a broader spectrum of the voters.............. Here....Try the jelly filled they are good.

"Jelly Donuts!??  Why, of cose I wan' one."  Trinity instantly downs a half dozen and has jelly all over his face.

[Sod Buster]

He's just doing that because of the things Rush said about him because he wouldn't shake that dog's hand on Letterman.

Nope.  LR is always kind to dogs.  He even promised to be kind to cats too.....at least until election day! 

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster works out a deal with a cat to do photo shoots and personal appearences

[Trinity]

I still remember what Miss Montana said about litl rooster and the barn cats. 

[litl rooster]

  Ozark, with the caption on the photo it must be my cat.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster goes out on the campaign trail with his cat,   and a sack of prozac pills, a few cartons of cigerettes  and a lot of black coffee.

[Marshal harpoluke]

litl rooster goes out on the campaign trail with his cat,   and a sack of prozac pills, a few cartons of cigerettes  and a lot of black coffee.

Is that the one ya cleaned in Da Tolet?

[Ozark Tracker]

Is that the one ya cleaned in Da Tolet?

that way litl rooster can clean him fast out on the road a campaigning

[litl rooster]

  Yep wouldn't want my con-sti-uwants to pet a dirty cat

[Trinity]

That's one angry looking kitty!

[Ozark Tracker]

yeah, but he calms right down after he gets his morning fix.

[DArchangel]

The prozac is for the cat??

[litl rooster]

The prozac is for the cat??

  Uh, you don't see the cat in here for therapy.  The coffee is for the cat.

[DArchangel]

Prozac=coffee=mellow!!

[Ozark Tracker]

Prozac=coffee=mellow!!

they call me mellow yellow.

[Delmonico]

Cats do better on Thorazine.