Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Trinity]

We?  I thought you worked for them, not as one of them.   Since we are including you as one of them:  Don't you rough up your sellers if they don't bring in enough cash?

[Sod Buster]

We?  I thought you worked for them, not as one of them.   Since we are including you as one of them:  Don't you rough up your sellers if they don't bring in enough cash?

I ain't one of them.  I done got re-programmed! 

[Ozark Tracker]

We?  I thought you worked for them, not as one of them.   Since we are including you as one of them:  Don't you rough up your sellers if they don't bring in enough cash?

ya mean ta say ya got ta sell all ya take with ya.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster pulls out a bottle of Male Enhancement product made from the velvet of the antlers of the deer on the Church's farm in Canada.

Anybody want some??  It'z real popular in Asia! 

[litl rooster]

I ain't one of them.  I done got re-programmed! 

  You think you and Rev. Moon, could hack a Budwiser commerical during the SuperBowl and play one of my Political announcements.>>>That would make fer good Programming

[Ozark Tracker]

don't they wear them white sheets,  they could just put litl rooster fer President across the back of em.  they ain't using em anyway.

[Sod Buster]

  You think you and Rev. Moon, could hack a Budwiser commerical during the SuperBowl and play one of my Political announcements.>>>That would make fer good Programming

So you want Rev. Moon's endorsement?  He gave it to Ronnie Rayguns!

[Sod Buster]

ope, no whitte sheets....just a secret decoder ring.

[Ozark Tracker]

ope, no whitte sheets....just a secret decoder ring.

that must be them hairy chisnews  I'm a thinking of.

[Trinity]

I think the white sheet crew are more prevalent just southeast of you.

[Ozark Tracker]

   I ain't never seen no advertising on their backs though 

[Trinity]

I think they should advertise a line of bulls eyes.  That would be cool.

[Ozark Tracker]

they'd better not be going on Jerry Springer with that design on.

[litl rooster]

So you want Rev. Moon's endorsement?  He gave it to Ronnie Rayguns!

Use of Moon's equipment - endorsement no   Now if Raygun would endorse me

I think the white sheet crew are more prevalent just southeast of you.

I thought Indiana was North of the Ozark's



the group begin's chanting Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Skillful technicians modify the sound track and now they are chanting Rooster, Rooster, Rooster, Rooster, Rooster, Rooster, Rooster.  CNN picks up the feed.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster hires the most famous physic in the country and has them come to the CNN tent and has a meeting from the other side with Ronny,  who endorses him as his choice for President.

[litl rooster]

  I forgot what we was talking about, oh well it's nap time

[Ozark Tracker]

With the group meeting later, litl rooster prepares to announce a new program for the people who need it,

an Equine Assisted Therapy Program.

he figures the more people he can get around horses the more of em he can talk inta voting fer him.  he puts the saddle blanket on Pey-Eye that says

Vote for litl rooster President 08

[litl rooster]

You forgot to mention that I feed him cornbread after all the little children take him for a ride....he loves cornbread (for the southern voters) and donuts (for the men in Blue) 

[Ozark Tracker]

That's a good idea with the corn bread and donuts,  we need more photo's of ya doing them kind of things, like handing out hush puppies to the homless jockey's down behind the racetrack.