Tall Tales Group Therapy

[litl rooster]

after that trip ya better stick ta  BC powder

you might ad those are to be swallowed not snorted

[Delmonico]

you might ad those are to be swallowed not snorted

What about grape Kool-Aid?  Bruce snorted grape Kool-Aid one night, we tolt him it wern't really purple.

[Trinity]

*SNIFF* "Ain' 'posed ta do what wif these powders?" *SNIFF*

[litl rooster]

  How's yer headache now?

[Trinity]

"It's ok, but mah node won' stop bleedin'."

[Sod Buster]

He hasn't joined the "Moonies" or other weird group? (like we are all normal here)

I'm an expert on this.  I used to work for one of thier businesses.

Sod Buster signs up as a volunteer to assist with Moonies.....

[Sod Buster]

*SNIFF* "Ain' 'posed ta do what wif these powders?" *SNIFF*

Here, try this one...
<Sod Buster hands him the powdered laundry detergent to snort>

[litl rooster]

I'm an expert on this.  I used to work for one of thier businesses.

Sod Buster signs up as a volunteer to assist with Moonies.....

which one?    The flower selling one at the Airport?

[Trinity]

Here, try this one...
<Sod Buster hands him the powdered laundry detergent to snort>

Trinity was thankful until his nose became hopelessly stopped up.  His only hope now is to stand upside down while drinking recipe in the hopes of being able to blast out the backup from the other end.  He has no luck with the first jug, so he begins on the second.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark sees Trinity is in trouble and goes out to the truck and brings in his portable air tank and the attachment for blowing out air filters, inserts in Trinity's nose

[Trinity]

  "Daw, Daw, Daw!!!!  Id godda go da udder way!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark shoots just a little air into Trinity's nose, bubbbles start coming form Trinitys mouth and the group starts popping the bubbles as they float by them,  soon the whole therapy group is enjoying the bubble show.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets the shop vac and buts the hose over Trinity's nose.  Soon his rectum makes a strange suckin' noise.

[Trinity]

When Delmonico is finished, Trinity can breathe again.  Commenting on the strange sound, he says "Nawmuhly tha weeund is goin' t'other way.  That t'ain' no feelin' Ah wanna 'sperience ever agin. "

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity excuses hisself and tries to unwad the giant wedgie the vac created.

[litl rooster]

  Ifn' this group only had better Health coverage.........They could get professional help





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[Silver Creek Slim]

"Who turned off the bubble machine?!?!" 

[Trinity]

Trinity goes and turns the bubble machine back on.  "Oooooooooooohh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Oooooooooooooooooohh!!!"

[Sod Buster]

which one?    The flower selling one at the Airport?

Naw...them's the Harry Krishnas 
We sell roses on the street corners.

[Ozark Tracker]

do they do windows too.