Tall Tales Group Therapy

[DArchangel]

RE SHORT PEOPLE: me and little rooster are SUEING. Runt descrimination is illegal.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Welcome, Calam! Good ta see ya here!" Nurse Ratched walks into the room.  Slim looks at the floor avoiding eye contact.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the local car dealer and finds out there ain't none of the new cars he can sit in with his open crown hat, he leaves black marks when he leaves in his pick-up.  He files a Class action Lawsuit agin all folks under 6 foot.  

He hires Stanley Kuberick and all the short people are put in a room in straight jackets and their eyes are propped open, they sit there and watch "The Terror of Tiny Town."

[Arcey]

** C.J. is doubled over in laughter **

Jane doubled over......................

No comment.............

[Silver Creek Slim]

Delmonico goes to the local car dealer and finds out there ain't none of the new cars he can sit in with his open crown hat, he leaves black marks when he leaves in his pick-up.  He files a Class action Lawsuit agin all folks under 6 foot.   

He hires Stanley Kuberick and all the short people are put in a room in straight jackets and their eyes are propped open, they sit there and watch "The Terror of Tiny Town."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Slim runs around the room with Nurse Ratched, long-sleeved jacket in hand, on his heels. 

[litl rooster]

"Group Therapy"?

** C.J. is doubled over in laughter **

"Group Therapy"!!!!

BAW HAW HA HA HA

You'z ALL beyond hope!

Yes we are, but while your here try one of the Blueberry donuts....................



litl' rooster nods to the attorney and walks over to the tall man in black..............then kicks him squarely in the ankle





Arcey, doesn't look like the aging wine has help in there case

[Arcey]

Naw, didn't help a bit, Rooster...........

Took a closer look 'n 'e's cleaner cut than I am.  My hairs longer 'n I got this stuff growin' out my face.  But I'm still good lookin', he ain't.  Gottah feelin' I got more brain cells left too.  Mine ain't been hit wit nuttin' but alcohol.........

Sure am glad she did the topless thing thirty years ago.  Maybe she asked Alice. Somehow I don't think it'd werk for 'er now.......

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Marshal dicovers "Med's" are intermediats to Nitrates, ie things that go BOOM!

[Ozark Tracker]

Alice arrives at the clinic with a 5 gallon bucket full of new pills fer the night.

[Delmonico]

Ok, every one gets 4 pink ones, 3 yaller ones, 6 purple ones and 8 of the blue and green ones.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster hangs at the back.  He doesn't want a repeat of last night.   

[Delmonico]

Won't happen, these are a mix of uppers, downers and sidewaysers.

[Ozark Tracker]

while reaching in the bucket for a good selection, Sod Buster, happens to knock down one of the short people  in attendance.

[Sod Buster]

When his hand is retrieved, Sod Buster is dissapointed to discover that there are no GREEN pills.   

It would have gone great with the green gellato he is eating.

[Ozark Tracker]

Alice hears Sod Buster and hands him a handfull of the Green pills to go in his jello,  she thens mixes up more jello for the small people in attendance.

they keep  complanining about be discriminated against.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster downs a bunch of the Green pills and instantly wants to go vote for the Green Party.  He heads for the door to get to the polling place before it closes.

[litl rooster]

WARNING

   Some people who reside here discrimanated against the 'vertical impaired'

[Delmonico]

WARNING

   Some people who reside here discrimanated against the 'vertical impaired'

Durn Liberal term for short folks.   Next thing ya want to know we'll have to call lazy people ambition challanged.   Give it up, yer just short.

[litl rooster]

Durn Liberal term for short folks.   Next thing ya want to know we'll have to call lazy people ambition challanged.   Give it up, yer just short.

LOL

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim runs by the bucket and grabs a handful of pills.