Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster and Ozark arrive early for the meeting,  Alice is just now putting out the donuts and stuffing each one with a different color pill.

she starts brewing up coffee for everybody cept Del,  she makes some special fer him  (extra meds)

Can I have a BLUE pill in my blueberry donut?  I don't like my colors to clash.

[Ozark Tracker]

Alice accomodates Sod Buster,  now his pills and Blueberry donuts match,   

fer extra credit, Sod Buster pushes the chalk board to the end of the room fer alice.

[Delmonico]

Was the blue pill Valium, Viagra or Reglan?   My every mornin' pill is yaller.

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't know, Alice just emptied out the bottle and started picking em up and shoving em in the donuts.

[Sod Buster]

fer extra credit, Sod Buster pushes the chalk board to the end of the room fer alice.

Author's note: <<This action needs to be done before Sod Buster's meds kick in.  He doesn't know which blue pill he got.  The group leader may want to steer clear of Sod Buster if'n he got the "little blue pill".    >>

[Four-Eyed Buck]

My mornin one is a small blue one

[Ozark Tracker]

now with a sudden sense of urgency,   Alice franticly starts counting pills, trying to figure out which one Sod Buster got.   while keeping one eye on him at all times

[Sod Buster]

now with a sudden sense of urgency,   Alice franticly starts counting pills, trying to figure out which one Sod Buster got.   while keeping one eye on him at all times

Sod Buster starts to feel "Randy".

[Delmonico]

Randy starts to feel Sod Bustery.

[Ozark Tracker]

Alice appears shocked and threatens everyone with a fly swat.

[Trinity]

Trinity steps up behind her and she freezes... wide eyed.

[Ozark Tracker]

with her flyswat gripped like a baseball bat she takes a mighty swing.

[Trinity]

Trinity ducks and she spins out of balance and whirls across the room. 

Remember Skittles?  No, not the candy.

[Delmonico]

The blue pills wear off afore the 4 hour limit so none have to go to the ER.      

OK, tommorow is "Afraid of the Dark Day" everyone go home and turn on yer night light.

[litl rooster]

 " Randy" Newman, walks in gives all the "short people" a nightlight sucker. Then leaves the thread

[Delmonico]

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Hey I have that on vinyl.

So tommorow is "Short People Grow Up Day."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico runs all around the clinic and starts to put everything on high shelves.

[Ozark Tracker]

Short hitching posts are installled out front in the parking lot fer the cowboys mini horses.  Trinity puts signs out front

Welcome short crazy  people

[Arcey]

'Alice', Grace Slick.  On the right.............



Somehow, I just think it'd take more'n a pill 'n I ain't been THAT drunk in a long time..................

[Calamity Jane]

"Group Therapy"?

** C.J. is doubled over in laughter **

"Group Therapy"!!!!

BAW HAW HA HA HA

You'z ALL beyond hope!