Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Sod Buster]

Go Corn Pickers.

Go Buckeyes.  Beat Illinois! 

[Trinity]

Well I can tell you, never go to the ER gigglin' with a head injury, even a minor one, never seen an  ER room that big or with so much junk in it.  

And is was funny, a bloody rag tied around my head and I was wavin' at all the folks in rush hour traffic on the way to the ER, right in downtown Lincoln.

The emergency doctor who saw to me when I went in after busting my head asked if I was drunk because I was laughing.  Typical German.... no humor.   I'm surprised that she didn't intentionally botch her stiching job when I asked if she was qualified.

This is how I looked afterwards.

The next day I wrote a letter to my mother and sent her the picture stuck in the middle of a bunch of my frends and I haveing fun.  I never told her about the accident, but I got a call when she received the letter.

[Ozark Tracker]

This is how I looked afterwards.
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You'll feel better after a night here at the clinic and tonight is new medicine night.

[Delmonico]

The one that sewed me up that day (12 stitches) asked if there was anything else he could do for me.  I pointed to a hole in my pants.  He said he fell for it.

BTW I also had a broken nose and a minor skull fracture.

[Trinity]

You'll feel better after a night here at the clinic and tonight is new medicine night.

"It ain' gonna make me haveta poop, is it?"

[Ozark Tracker]

"It ain' gonna make me haveta poop, is it?"

they'll sneak some of that in on ya.  the doc says that a problem with half the world.

[Delmonico]

Naw, tonight is Diflucan night.

[Trinity]

"Ah don' need that tonight.  Ah'll brang mah own medicine."

[Ozark Tracker]

Is there gonna be ice cream tonight,,   with sprinkles.

[Trinity]

"Oooooooooooooh!  Sprankles!"

[Ozark Tracker]

It's  gooooood,   and ya got ta remember, Sundays is group hug day.   with donuts

[Trinity]

"Ah'll take a pallet of doughnuts!"

[Ozark Tracker]

ya'll have ta get there early, you know how this bunch likes donuts

[Trinity]

"Donuts is tha only thang what'll git me up early in tha mornin'."

[Ozark Tracker]

I thank we outa ask em if they could bring in BBQ on Monday's when all the new crazies  introduce they selfs ta the group.

[Trinity]

"Why only on Monday???"

[Ozark Tracker]

well it's fish on Friday's,  hope it's fried

and all pork Wednesday's maybe part of the pork could be BBQ'd

[Trinity]

"All poke Wenzdays?  Whah din' Ah know 'bout this?"

[Sod Buster]

well it's fish on Friday's,  hope it's fried

I hear the fried squid is especially delicious!

[Ozark Tracker]

last time I was in Mexico, I tried squid,  it was little chewy