Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Silver Creek Slim]

But today is Thursday.

Ya have ta keep close ta the Wedgewood room. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

But today is Thursday.

I'm lettin' everyone know so they can dig for past offenses.

[Forty Rod]

I don't need any therapy.  There's nothing wrong with me!  I'm not crazy!!  I'm NOT!! Don't say that!!  Don't call me crazy!!! The last time they called me crazy they put me in THAT PLACE!!!  I WON'T GO BACK !!!  I WON'T YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I'M NOT CRAZY LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Oh, hello.  Are you an angel?  What's the thing you stuck in my arm?  Oh WOW!!!  Look a all the colors. I think I'll take a little nappy now.  G'night.

[Delmonico]

If really needed any day can be Thorozine day.

BTW, I spent a week one time in the Psyc Ward at a local hospital   T'was a bit funny cause I wasn't considered crazy.  I had a flair up of those problems like I had last year, they used to didn't know what was wrong, so the put me in isolation each time.   Well it was the flu season and there was only one ward I could get a private room, guess where.   That was in 1980 and was the first time nurses used rubber gloves any time they came near, the even gowned and masked.  My wife was allowed to visit but had to stay a distance and gown and mask.

Now they kown what the problem is and I don't get my private room.

[litl rooster]

Remember Friday is "Blame yer Parents Day" so if yer crazy cause they wouldn't let ya have a pony when you were 4 it is the time to speak up.

It's all my parents fault, all I ever wanted was a pony and a red ryder BB gun





>modified<           litl' rooster has no conception of time nor space as known to man..................at least that's what the voice in the back of my head tells me

[Noz]

Is this where I go to get my Participants trophy sos I don't suffer any loss of self esteem?

[Camille Eonich]

Is this where I go to get my Participants trophy sos I don't suffer any loss of self esteem?

No.  We're too crazy to be PC.   

[Delmonico]

'Sides that if you hang around here you'll lose what self eee-steam you have.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Whatcha mean I have self-esteem. 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

we gonna havta start putting them self esteem pills up on a higher shelf.

[Sod Buster]

I'm not crazy either..I just have lost my mind...it is gone.  Where is it?  Who has it?   I want it back!!  Gimme!!!

Where are the group hugs?  I need one.

[Ozark Tracker]

uh!   I think the group hugs is on Sundays,

[Trinity]

Hello, my name is Trinity and I'm crazy, I have no self esteem and I want a tropy.  Whew!  I said it.  Wow, I feel slightly better.  Would someone please pass the pills?

[Ozark Tracker]

Watch about taking any of them pills litl rooster has,  them  will loosten ya up. fast.

[Trinity]

NO!  None of those!!!!

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes ta the bulliten board and nails up a piece of paper that Alice the pill person gave him.


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice
When shes ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall

Tell them a hookah-Smoking caterpillar
has given you the call
Call Alice when she was just small
When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go

And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen SLOPPY dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's LOST her head
Remember what the dormouse said

Feed your head
Feed your head

[Forty Rod]

Esteem is good.  It'll take the wrinkles out of your clothes and remove grease from counter tops.

[Delmonico]

What day is them pills they advertise on TV, good for up to 36 hours.   Ya know the ones where if, well, you know, if the work too well and something happens, but it won't well you know go away after four hours yer to seek medical help.  

[litl rooster]

What day is them pills they advertise on TV, good for up to 36 hours.   Ya know the ones where if, well, you know, if the work too well and something happens, but it won't well you know go away after four hours yer to seek medical help.  

  It might be wiser to consult your wife, and not your doctor.........

[Sod Buster]

uh!   I think the group hugs is on Sundays,

Thanks. I wanna be first in line.  I may come back for seconds.  Is it like a kissing booth?? Where do I buy tickets?